Sesame Baps
Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:45 by Harry Bow

We hope Elmo didn't try and snatch a look up Katy Perry's snatch on Sesame Street yesterday - Russell's out of police custody now...

Perry was teaching kids the ABC (arse, boobs and clunge?) with Elmo on Sesame Street yesterday, which may well have been community service on behalf of her fiance since American immigration officials are reportedly looking into Brand's recent arrest and assessing whether they should take his work visa away.

Talking to the Mirror, a source from the US Citizen and Immigration Services said:

"We are looking into this... A charge of battery could result in a conviction for an aggravated felony. Any kind of criminal conviction can lead to a visa being revoked.


"If a visa is revoked, the person will then be placed in deportation proceedings and this could lead to them being asked to leave the country and not return."

America shrugs its shoulders.

  • I thought sesame street was axed years ago?

    dancingworm Fri, 24/09/2010 - 23:13
  • Who cares? Kids love tits. Hence the perverted little shits spending the first few months of their life sucking on them.
    I can't hate her. Not sure why, I hate most people, but she looks so dim that I just want to pat her on the head and give her a shiny penny to play with instead.

    retrovertigo Tue, 21/09/2010 - 23:12
  • This bitch is boring now

    whereswaldo Tue, 21/09/2010 - 19:44
  • This article seems ripe for the Daily Mail's website - young, attractive female celebrity, perky of bosom (scantily clad to generate more hits, of course) appearing in risque attire on a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW!!!! That means they can also complain about innocent children's eyes being exposed to such filth, pushing their "early sexualisation of children" narrative further. Two birds with one stone.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 21/09/2010 - 18:12
  • Thats totally what I'd do too - go on a pre-school show in a dress with a postage-stamp sized fabric patch on each boob. Totally. And not "large letter" either - let those tots get a load of my standard 1st classes!

    GretaBritain Tue, 21/09/2010 - 15:21
  • She reminds me of Pee-Wee Herman. And is this the same lady whose tough-guy 'feeORNsay' had to rough up a photographer less he take a picture of her gourmet burger? Class!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 21/09/2010 - 13:34
  • Pic 4 is definitely a bukkake face, I had no idea Sesame Street was such a progressive show...

    dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:25
  • Look at the fucking dozy expression on her mooey in pic 1.....at her intelect level this was probably the equivalent of being grilled by Paxman on foreign policy in Middle East

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:18
  • What would Mr Hooper say?!

    dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:10
  • What the fuck? This is not appropriate attire for being on kids' TV! I am outraged!

    tescopop Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:59
  • Gah she is so homely looking. Good thing she has the tits to distract from her buttaface.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:57
  • Gah she is so homely looking. Good thing she has the tits to distract from her buttaface.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:57
  • What the fuck? This is not appropriate attire for being on kids' TV! I am outraged!

    tescopop Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:59
  • What would Mr Hooper say?!

    dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:10
  • Look at the fucking dozy expression on her mooey in pic 1.....at her intelect level this was probably the equivalent of being grilled by Paxman on foreign policy in Middle East

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:18
  • Pic 4 is definitely a bukkake face, I had no idea Sesame Street was such a progressive show...

    dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:25
  • She reminds me of Pee-Wee Herman. And is this the same lady whose tough-guy 'feeORNsay' had to rough up a photographer less he take a picture of her gourmet burger? Class!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 21/09/2010 - 13:34
  • Thats totally what I'd do too - go on a pre-school show in a dress with a postage-stamp sized fabric patch on each boob. Totally. And not "large letter" either - let those tots get a load of my standard 1st classes!

    GretaBritain Tue, 21/09/2010 - 15:21
  • This article seems ripe for the Daily Mail's website - young, attractive female celebrity, perky of bosom (scantily clad to generate more hits, of course) appearing in risque attire on a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW!!!! That means they can also complain about innocent children's eyes being exposed to such filth, pushing their "early sexualisation of children" narrative further. Two birds with one stone.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 21/09/2010 - 18:12
  • This bitch is boring now

    whereswaldo Tue, 21/09/2010 - 19:44
  • Who cares? Kids love tits. Hence the perverted little shits spending the first few months of their life sucking on them.
    I can't hate her. Not sure why, I hate most people, but she looks so dim that I just want to pat her on the head and give her a shiny penny to play with instead.

    retrovertigo Tue, 21/09/2010 - 23:12
  • I thought sesame street was axed years ago?

    dancingworm Fri, 24/09/2010 - 23:13

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