Ke$ha drinks blood out of animal heart onstage at Australian festival

She's a keeper

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Tue, 15/03/2011 - 14:34 by John Hill

During a recent festival in Australia, Ke$ha supposedly drank blood out of an animal heart while she was onstage. It's truly shocking. Can you imagine someone actually drinking blood, from a heart, while singing? Amazing. The zeitgeist is being tapped as we write this, and tapped hard. Shocking. Amazing and shocking.

There's of course an exceptionally strong possibility the blood and the heart weren't real, but even then, still truly shocking. And amazing.

She's really awful, isn't she?

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Comments

Woohoo! Now that's what I'm talking about!
Urfugginjokin Wed, 16/03/2011 - 13:11
STUPID BITCH SHOULD HAVE HER HEART PULLED OUT BY CHINESE DOCTOR WHILE AWAKE THEN HER HEART PUT IN FIRE! SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT THE STUPID MONGY FACED MAGGOT!
dancingworm Wed, 16/03/2011 - 02:02
She'll get worms.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/03/2011 - 18:11
Divine retribution from the divine Reverend....
huxylady Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:57
Eh?
tescopop Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:29
While clearly this story would have profited from a twist in which Ke$ha's own heart was torn from her scrawny carcass and Kate Middleton drank her blood, it sadly fails on two levels:
1. The spelling:
"The zeitgeist is being tapped as we right this"
2. The fact that you clearly didn't right this, as Ke$sha is still alive and "singing". Please right it soon.
nicnic98 Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:16
hateful little pig faced troll

makes gaga look positively genius
merkin Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:07
I don't even know what you can say about this. She needs attention - obviously. The question is why?
She's so very odd! I suppose in a few years it'll come out that her parents made her have sex with a barn-owl but until then, let us thank God that we're not Ke$sha.
PuddyTwat Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:46
Well I was planning on using this
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:38
No it's not just you, I'll hold, you hit.

But as a man of God I'd expect you to brand it with a crucifix whilst mumbling in Latin whilst you're at it.
slug Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:31
I think she's more of a "bang it over the head until it's brains are running out if it's ears then dump the still twitching body into a large bath of acid before burning the bones & teeth in an industrial furnace" type myself, but that might just be me.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:15

I think she's more of a "bang it over the head until it's brains are running out if it's ears then dump the still twitching body into a large bath of acid before burning the bones & teeth in an industrial furnace" type myself, but that might just be me.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:15
No it's not just you, I'll hold, you hit.

But as a man of God I'd expect you to brand it with a crucifix whilst mumbling in Latin whilst you're at it.
slug Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:31
Well I was planning on using this
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:38
I don't even know what you can say about this. She needs attention - obviously. The question is why?
She's so very odd! I suppose in a few years it'll come out that her parents made her have sex with a barn-owl but until then, let us thank God that we're not Ke$sha.
PuddyTwat Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:46
hateful little pig faced troll

makes gaga look positively genius
merkin Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:07
While clearly this story would have profited from a twist in which Ke$ha's own heart was torn from her scrawny carcass and Kate Middleton drank her blood, it sadly fails on two levels:
1. The spelling:
"The zeitgeist is being tapped as we right this"
2. The fact that you clearly didn't right this, as Ke$sha is still alive and "singing". Please right it soon.
nicnic98 Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:16
Eh?
tescopop Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:29
Divine retribution from the divine Reverend....
huxylady Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:57
She'll get worms.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/03/2011 - 18:11
STUPID BITCH SHOULD HAVE HER HEART PULLED OUT BY CHINESE DOCTOR WHILE AWAKE THEN HER HEART PUT IN FIRE! SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT THE STUPID MONGY FACED MAGGOT!
dancingworm Wed, 16/03/2011 - 02:02
Woohoo! Now that's what I'm talking about!
Urfugginjokin Wed, 16/03/2011 - 13:11