Ke$ha launching the new Casio G-Shock watch
Gee, what a shock
Tue, 03/08/2010 - 14:48 by Harry BowKe$ha might wake up everything morning "feeling like P Diddy", but what she actually looks like is a right fucking twat who's been brushing her teeth with a bottle of WKD instead of Jack...
Inexplicably, Casio have invited Ke$ha to be the face of their new watch line - and by the look of it, Khloe Kardashian and Gabourey Sidibe to front a new ring line (pic 2 and 3).
This is the only vaguely decent thing that Ke$ha has ever spawned... (and this is the last idiot who wore blue lipstick)
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Good on Gabourey for (still!) trying to work it. Takes guts to pose just "so" knowing people will take the piss. Having said that, Gabourey love, your wrists have got cellulite - for your own sake, stop with the KFC - it ain't helping you. As for Keisha - bleurgh! Fake, frowsy and totally unfanciable. I bet even Gabourey's got a few chubby chasers.
What of ? pic 2 maybe ??
And more importantly: Why is she wearing Katie NIce's old hair extensions as a dress? Has she washed the cum off her tits yet?
Vapid bucket!
Why does she use her face as a mud-guard?
Pic 1 just looks like she's gone down the local school fete with an arm covered in superglue & done the lucky dip......cheating bitch !
And is it just me, or does pic 7 look the a 'hall of mirrors' reflection?
Kids, that's why you shouldn't try to eat your watches.
Kids, that's why you shouldn't try to eat your watches.
And is it just me, or does pic 7 look the a 'hall of mirrors' reflection?
Pic 1 just looks like she's gone down the local school fete with an arm covered in superglue & done the lucky dip......cheating bitch !
Why does she use her face as a mud-guard?
And more importantly: Why is she wearing Katie NIce's old hair extensions as a dress? Has she washed the cum off her tits yet?
Vapid bucket!
What of ? pic 2 maybe ??
Good on Gabourey for (still!) trying to work it. Takes guts to pose just "so" knowing people will take the piss. Having said that, Gabourey love, your wrists have got cellulite - for your own sake, stop with the KFC - it ain't helping you. As for Keisha - bleurgh! Fake, frowsy and totally unfanciable. I bet even Gabourey's got a few chubby chasers.