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Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:06 by Harry Bow

K۩h? was busy showing off her animal side in East London last night and putting the zzzzzzz in zebra...

Ke$ha slotted into Shoreditch quite comfortably last night to perform a secret gig organised by MySpace (secret because no one remembers to check their account anymore), but we're not sure if she slipped out of that all-in-one outfit with quite so much ease - a bit worrying considering when the singer was recently asked whether she regretted taking a slash in the sink at the Q Awards, she replied:

"I never regret anything - and I wasn’t even drunk. If everyone took it back to their animal self, you’d see it’s just an instinct as a human and as an animal. I had to pee. I had to go."

Oh dear, and she's wearing non-breathable synthetic fabric this time too. Still, her crotch can't be any grubbier than this one...

  • shouldn't her mate be called Egg Geldof? seems more apt looking at her head

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 10:00
  • Did you have to make much of a detour?

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 07:37
  • AND WHY IS THE FUCKING CLOSE UP SHOT OF PEACHES GELDOF'S SPONG NECESSARY?? I nearly spat my tea all over the screen. Fuck's sa...

    guineapig Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:03
  • Hardly Shoreditch, in was in the Bathhouse in the churchyard of St Botolph's without Bishopsgate. Very much in the city (walked pass the queue of chubby teenages in fairy-wings on the way home from work).

    skitster Tue, 23/02/2010 - 16:23
  • Why the same picture of Peaches Geldof 3 times? Why did you just do that to me?

    mynicehat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:25
  • Indeed. Shoreditch full of twats - who'd have thought it...

    erniemilko Tue, 23/02/2010 - 14:15
  • Who is this manfred? Is she meant to be America's answer to Pixie Lott? Fuck. As if we needed another one. And what's her real name anyway? Please let it be Pauline or Janet....or in all likelihood Tommy Joe.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:45
  • She is an absolute fucking idiot!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:43
  • She is the daughter of a G.I and a vietnamese prostitute, hece the "dorrar" in her name.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:53
  • yes.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:40
  • I have no idea who this person is. Is her name pronounced 'Ker-Dollar-Ha'?

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:59
  • twattery loves company

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:55
  • twattery loves company

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:55
  • I have no idea who this person is. Is her name pronounced 'Ker-Dollar-Ha'?

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:59
  • yes.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:40
  • She is the daughter of a G.I and a vietnamese prostitute, hece the "dorrar" in her name.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:53
  • She is an absolute fucking idiot!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:43
  • Who is this manfred? Is she meant to be America's answer to Pixie Lott? Fuck. As if we needed another one. And what's her real name anyway? Please let it be Pauline or Janet....or in all likelihood Tommy Joe.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:45
  • Indeed. Shoreditch full of twats - who'd have thought it...

    erniemilko Tue, 23/02/2010 - 14:15
  • Why the same picture of Peaches Geldof 3 times? Why did you just do that to me?

    mynicehat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:25
  • Hardly Shoreditch, in was in the Bathhouse in the churchyard of St Botolph's without Bishopsgate. Very much in the city (walked pass the queue of chubby teenages in fairy-wings on the way home from work).

    skitster Tue, 23/02/2010 - 16:23
  • AND WHY IS THE FUCKING CLOSE UP SHOT OF PEACHES GELDOF'S SPONG NECESSARY?? I nearly spat my tea all over the screen. Fuck's sa...

    guineapig Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:03
  • Did you have to make much of a detour?

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 07:37
  • shouldn't her mate be called Egg Geldof? seems more apt looking at her head

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 10:00

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