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Wed, 19/01/2011 - 14:41 by Harry Bow

Ke$ha might not be able to get to grips with keeping her finger away from the SHIFT key when she types, but apparently her hands are in all the right places when it comes to sex. In fact, the singer has revealed that she knew everything there was to know about SEX when she was just seven-years-old. Just hopefully not about this or this :-/

Taylor Momsen is going to be furious that she didn't get in there first with this incredibly controversial quote.... Ke$ha has revealed that she knew all about the sex at the age of seven, telling the Sunday Times:

"I knew everything about sex before I was even seven.

"My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, 'Don't get pregnant and don't drink and drive.

"I had to be responsible for myself."

Would've preferred it if her mum had added 'don't make a record' to that.

 

Here's Ke$ha, older than the age of seven, demonstrating that she knows a least a couple of things about sex:

 

 

  • just look on a computer

    dancingworm Fri, 21/01/2011 - 06:25
  • Yes. I'm sure she knew everything there is to know about sex by the time she was 7 years of age. I'm also fairly sure the Earth is flat and that man has never set foot on the moon. Tiresome, attention-seeking, rancid-lipstick-wearing squelchy little cuntfart.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 20/01/2011 - 12:57
  • What,even felching ? There must be a seriously wrong uncle/step-dad back there.

    arthurport Wed, 19/01/2011 - 20:48
  • Is this a cry for help revealing that she was sexually abused as a child ??

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/01/2011 - 15:26
  • i think this is wrong for her.
    http://priozil.org/

    margokinson Wed, 19/01/2011 - 13:33
  • i think this is wrong for her.
    http://priozil.org/

    margokinson Wed, 19/01/2011 - 13:33
  • Is this a cry for help revealing that she was sexually abused as a child ??

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/01/2011 - 15:26
  • What,even felching ? There must be a seriously wrong uncle/step-dad back there.

    arthurport Wed, 19/01/2011 - 20:48
  • Yes. I'm sure she knew everything there is to know about sex by the time she was 7 years of age. I'm also fairly sure the Earth is flat and that man has never set foot on the moon. Tiresome, attention-seeking, rancid-lipstick-wearing squelchy little cuntfart.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 20/01/2011 - 12:57
  • just look on a computer

    dancingworm Fri, 21/01/2011 - 06:25

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