Ke$ha video for Blow featuring some unicorns, a bra and James van der Beek

This Blows

Tue, 01/03/2011 - 18:22 by Harry Bow

Forget Lady Gaga and her new music video that features a bra and some unicorns, here's Ke$ha with a new music video that features, erm, a bra and some unicorns... BUT, as the trump card, it also has James van der Beek. Bet Gaga's kicking herself - or she would be if she wasn't wearing stilts or some stupid shoes...

If you can't be bothered to watch the entire 4.10 mins of Ke$ha's new video for single Blow, here's a little blow-by-blow account...

Kesha (given up on the shift key now) eats a lump of cheese - not sure where it's from, but, having seen this, we can guess...

Quick meeting with some mythical creatures - no, not Kesha fans - unicorns!

Hello, here comes Katie Holmes' old pal Dawson - he's got a longer foreheard than a unicorn horn...

Uh oh, a bit of light beastility...

Kesha removes bra without taking her top off... Thanks

Dawson catches it...

Crikey, it's all gone a bit like a Klaxons video with unicorns and rainbows...

Oh no, Dawson's got a gun!

But Kesha's got her weapon - minge

Argghh - Dawson's forced to look at it...

And now he's dead and mounted on a wall...

Amazing.

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Comments

Dylan had Donovan, Daz has Omo, Coke has Virgin Cola, Bill Hicks has Denis Leary. Everything innovative has it's twit impersonator following in its footsteps, eager to make a quick buck from the terminally tasteless.

Fair enough but why bother trailing along behind offal like Lady Gaga?

Anyway, to save your eyes, the video is the 'idiocy-by-numbers' cuntfest you'd expect. It's probably a metaphor for something rilly avant-garde that mortals like us need explaining a thousand times before we even come close to getting.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:34
And when this single flops I can guarantee that there will be another "leaked" sex scandal......
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:14
Nobody can make me watch or listen to that, so I'm quite grateful for the summary. That that Dawson boy is in it, just shows where Kesha's career is heading: back to the gutter where she's coming from.
vigilante Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:05
Wow, so Vanderbeak finally (sort of) grew into his big stupid Dawson face. That's nice to know.

Anyway, I hate Kesha. She is a shit Lady Gaga impersonator who sounds like Uffie but really shit and with NO IRONY.
tescopop Wed, 02/03/2011 - 09:59
i hate her. most annoying thing in pop culture today...ever
makes ga ga look like mozart.
merkin Tue, 01/03/2011 - 23:17
Is James Van Der Beeeek wearing a mask? Found a pic of Ke$ha & James hanging out off set...
stustustudio Tue, 01/03/2011 - 23:13

Is James Van Der Beeeek wearing a mask? Found a pic of Ke$ha & James hanging out off set...
stustustudio Tue, 01/03/2011 - 23:13
i hate her. most annoying thing in pop culture today...ever
makes ga ga look like mozart.
merkin Tue, 01/03/2011 - 23:17
Wow, so Vanderbeak finally (sort of) grew into his big stupid Dawson face. That's nice to know.

Anyway, I hate Kesha. She is a shit Lady Gaga impersonator who sounds like Uffie but really shit and with NO IRONY.
tescopop Wed, 02/03/2011 - 09:59
Nobody can make me watch or listen to that, so I'm quite grateful for the summary. That that Dawson boy is in it, just shows where Kesha's career is heading: back to the gutter where she's coming from.
vigilante Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:05
And when this single flops I can guarantee that there will be another "leaked" sex scandal......
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:14
Dylan had Donovan, Daz has Omo, Coke has Virgin Cola, Bill Hicks has Denis Leary. Everything innovative has it's twit impersonator following in its footsteps, eager to make a quick buck from the terminally tasteless.

Fair enough but why bother trailing along behind offal like Lady Gaga?

Anyway, to save your eyes, the video is the 'idiocy-by-numbers' cuntfest you'd expect. It's probably a metaphor for something rilly avant-garde that mortals like us need explaining a thousand times before we even come close to getting.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/03/2011 - 11:34