An Animal
Mon, 18/01/2010 - 12:55 by HM writer

Ke$ha was making the most of Lady Gaga's recent collapse and time off to recover by pretending to do a Lily Allen (but with trousers on, thankfully) and making sure the paparazzi noticed her as she touched down at Toronto airport...

And we're quite fond of the 22-year-old singer, who has just knocked Susan Boyle off the top of the US chart with her debut album Animal, now that we've discovered she once broke into Prince's home to leave behind her demo after deciding she wanted him to produce her music. And that she vomited in Paris Hilton's closet (not a euphemism) and went on to write a song about it.

And if she's good enough for 10-year-old Noah Cyrus...

 

*shudders*

  • last minute all inclusive

    egipt Tue, 23/11/2010 - 12:21
  • Nasty nails and spunk washed jeans. Horrible looking twat.

    walsingham Tue, 02/02/2010 - 23:53
  • I have no idea who this numpty is. Another angry teenager- fuck off....

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:01
  • You're better off not knowing, MJ. She's shit. She has that song that goes 'so I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy'. From this, you can surmise that she starts her days bringing out a stupidly titled perfume and trying to marry J Lo. Maybe.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:16
  • At least you know who she is, I haven't got a bleeding clue....but I do know I dislike her.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:25
  • she's living life like a video - betamax, briefly very popular

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:22
  • This bitch pisses me off. Her songs are just like Uffie's songs, except that Uffie was good and did lots of swearing. Piss off, woman, and stop using $ in your name, it is retarded.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:19
  • Who? What's going on? There doesn't seem to be any story. Just a particularly twatty twelve year old cocking her leg up somewhere...God I'm bored....

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:01
  • she's certainly got the y factor

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:51
  • add an air of mystique by spicing up that humdrum first name with a dollar sign.

    then ruin it by doing a boiler at the airport.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:21
  • Great, another one......just what the world needed.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:11
  • Great, another one......just what the world needed.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:11
  • add an air of mystique by spicing up that humdrum first name with a dollar sign.

    then ruin it by doing a boiler at the airport.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:21
  • she's certainly got the y factor

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:51
  • Who? What's going on? There doesn't seem to be any story. Just a particularly twatty twelve year old cocking her leg up somewhere...God I'm bored....

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:01
  • This bitch pisses me off. Her songs are just like Uffie's songs, except that Uffie was good and did lots of swearing. Piss off, woman, and stop using $ in your name, it is retarded.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:19
  • she's living life like a video - betamax, briefly very popular

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:22
  • At least you know who she is, I haven't got a bleeding clue....but I do know I dislike her.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:25
  • You're better off not knowing, MJ. She's shit. She has that song that goes 'so I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy'. From this, you can surmise that she starts her days bringing out a stupidly titled perfume and trying to marry J Lo. Maybe.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:16
  • I have no idea who this numpty is. Another angry teenager- fuck off....

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:01
  • Nasty nails and spunk washed jeans. Horrible looking twat.

    walsingham Tue, 02/02/2010 - 23:53
  • last minute all inclusive

    egipt Tue, 23/11/2010 - 12:21

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