Chanel's latest Coco Mademoiselle perfume ad featuring Keira Knightley has just hit billboards across the universe. Last time the actress covered her Dead Man's Chest with a bowler hat, but this time she's got a nice pair of braces, which might look a bit familiar... We all know that Jodie Marsh was there first – it's just surprising that the fashion house didn't use her as the face and tits of the campaign. It would've certainly saved on the airbrushing that Keira seems to have received...
The Daily Mail have even consulted an 'airbrushing expert' to get to the bottom of this issue:
"Her breast has had some shading added to it to give it the effect of being rounder and more pert and it has also been increased in size slightly."
Cheers for that, now we all know.
It's nice to see her with a bit of meat on her bones anyway – even if it has gone straight to her boobs – as she's been looking a little bit like Marc Anthony's twin brother recently.
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COMMENTS (9)
Another wooden performance from Ikea Knightley.
Aha, another Kermode fan, I see.
Must be like fucking a toast rack with a head on it.......
She is one vile and vacuous silly bitch!!
Lush. Check out these fatso goth comment *haters* lol!
*losers*
These pics just don't seem to suit the image of Chanel, which has always been pure class. Coco would not approve. And what's that white thing sticking out of her shoulder (no, it's not a bone)
She got lucky - the female version of Hugh Grant -in other words, another upper middle class, stereotyped, tedious "actor" of limited ability. Can't see her doing anything other than bodice rippers and the needy female muse to some sensitive male co-star. Next....
No knockers Knightley
She clearly needs Mcdonalds and less botox.....and she has such a nice smile petty she doesnt use it. mmmm yes she is very wooden I hated that movie Etonment it was so very very pointless and boring!