Kelis at the Annual Data Awards wins the most stupid outfit ever award

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Kelis at the First Annual Data AwardsKelis at the First Annual Data Awards

I hate you so much right now
Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:07 by Mr. HM

Kelis turned up at the First National Data Awards (me neither) in what is quite possibly the most awful, stupid, most up itself outfit in the history of fashion. It s so twattish it has actually made me angry.

The first pic just shows a close up of the face, which is bad enough. It isn't until you see the outfit in it's entirety that you do a sharp intake of breath before shoving your boot through the monitor. LOOK! SWEET FUCKING MOTHER OF MARY YOU DAFT COW. 

She is photographed alongside the Black Eyed Peas, who normally trample over everyone in their wake with their faux cyber-punk stupidity, but next to Kelis look like they've just been dressed by GAP.

Lady Gaga must be looking at these photos with a seething jealousy. The rest of us laugh, cry, then wonder how on earth someone dressed like a Futurama character can actually be taken seriously in this business we call show (See that guy next to her? Wikipedia just updated their page for "Ball sack" with a single picture of him).

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Comments

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    MOSESSARAH Sun, 04/07/2010 - 22:51

  • technically that's a mullet

    mcfuck Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:54

  • Well. It is ridiculous...but at least she committed 100% to looking like a complete tit-a-ma-boob...

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    jameswhite Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:44

  • Seems to be trying to work in two themes at once: one of a horse on crack, the other of the Statue of Liberty

    moon park Sun, 31/01/2010 - 01:17

  • Mnmm, latex-shrink-wrapped sweaty camel toe. Classy.

    spandex Sat, 30/01/2010 - 21:40

  • Words fail me too. Apart from 'CUNT'.

    AllyFarrell Sat, 30/01/2010 - 11:49

  • FUCKING HELL!

    Someone saw her coming into the Boutique, didn't they?

    ken tate Sat, 30/01/2010 - 02:55

  • Fantastic! I like her. If I want to see some dreary slag in Gap jeans I'll look in the mirror.

    pennycentury Sat, 30/01/2010 - 00:13

  • words fail me

    shitthebed Fri, 29/01/2010 - 20:44

  • "Dribble gravy on my minge and add some potatoes".......well there's an image

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 18:22

  • Who the fuck?
    What the fuck?

    The First National Data awards? Is that the one where the winners get a golden statuette of a spotty data analyst wanking over a new database system?

    And how the fucking fuck did they get a reasonable spread of cute women (stupid clothing and robo-crack whores excepted) to turn up to some computer analysts wankfest?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 18:14

  • Dribble gravy on my minge and add some potatoes!! What's with the eyelashes? She looks like she's got some sort of bogey thing growing on her eyebags. She doesn't look well at all.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:54

  • She looks like Robo-whore, part woman (probably just lower back) part plastic surgery.....her mission ? to free the galaxy of excess semen....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:46

  • Fergie looks like the skanky crack whore she was obviously born to be.

    BonnyWill Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:43

  • Sorry Mr Hm but I think you'll find that actually Poseidon (greek god of the sea)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:39

  • I - DON'T - UNDERSTAND .....?

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:37

  • don't smile love, it destroys the mystique.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:24

  • Kelis (me neither)

    tigerstail Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:21

  • Kelis (me neither)

    tigerstail Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:21

  • don't smile love, it destroys the mystique.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:24

  • I - DON'T - UNDERSTAND .....?

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:37

  • Sorry Mr Hm but I think you'll find that actually Poseidon (greek god of the sea)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:39

  • Fergie looks like the skanky crack whore she was obviously born to be.

    BonnyWill Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:43

  • She looks like Robo-whore, part woman (probably just lower back) part plastic surgery.....her mission ? to free the galaxy of excess semen....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:46

  • Dribble gravy on my minge and add some potatoes!! What's with the eyelashes? She looks like she's got some sort of bogey thing growing on her eyebags. She doesn't look well at all.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:54

  • Who the fuck?
    What the fuck?

    The First National Data awards? Is that the one where the winners get a golden statuette of a spotty data analyst wanking over a new database system?

    And how the fucking fuck did they get a reasonable spread of cute women (stupid clothing and robo-crack whores excepted) to turn up to some computer analysts wankfest?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 18:14

  • "Dribble gravy on my minge and add some potatoes".......well there's an image

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 18:22

  • words fail me

    shitthebed Fri, 29/01/2010 - 20:44

  • Fantastic! I like her. If I want to see some dreary slag in Gap jeans I'll look in the mirror.

    pennycentury Sat, 30/01/2010 - 00:13

  • FUCKING HELL!

    Someone saw her coming into the Boutique, didn't they?

    ken tate Sat, 30/01/2010 - 02:55

  • Words fail me too. Apart from 'CUNT'.

    AllyFarrell Sat, 30/01/2010 - 11:49

  • Mnmm, latex-shrink-wrapped sweaty camel toe. Classy.

    spandex Sat, 30/01/2010 - 21:40

  • Seems to be trying to work in two themes at once: one of a horse on crack, the other of the Statue of Liberty

    moon park Sun, 31/01/2010 - 01:17

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    jameswhite Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:44

  • Well. It is ridiculous...but at least she committed 100% to looking like a complete tit-a-ma-boob...

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:36

  • technically that's a mullet

    mcfuck Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:54

  • This is good that people are able to take the loans moreover, this opens new possibilities.

    MOSESSARAH Sun, 04/07/2010 - 22:51

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