Kelly Brook and Julie Goodyear in Calendar Girls
Nice buns
Tue, 20/10/2009 - 09:55 by HM writerThere's something distinctly non-sexual about this picture that we can't quite put our finger on....
Perhaps it's the buns...
Kelly Brook is to take on the role of Miss September, formerly filled by Jerry Hall, which should be easy for Brook as she's got lots of experience of acting semi-naked.
She's played an 'exotic' dancer for her stage debut in 'Eye Contact' and frolicked in shipwreck thriller (i.e writhing about in the sand for a bit in a bikini) 'Three' with former boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
She appeared most recently in the theatre production of Fat Pig in a bikini and now she's got Goodyear's head to protect that part of her modesty instead...
* Shudders*
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boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
boudoir photo
Yeah!
...and Jan Leeming and Esther Rantzen and Diana Rigg and Mrs Mills and...oh...I appear to have cum.
Is it just me that thinks Calendar Girls would be much more successful if it was just hot women with massive tits?
I mean it seems like a rather obvious statement to make, but get Scarlett Johansson and Monica Bellucci in it and it would be the most successful show of all time.
As Kelly gets older is she morphing into Gene Kelly cos she's looking kinda rugged nowadays.
Urgh. And is that a set of pliers that Julie's got in her hands? What's she planning to do? I hope Kelly's got her curtains tucked in.
That is a nice pair of top bollocks. Shame about Julie Goodyear and her terminal fag breath......
sorry no, i meant...oh never mind
News just in - The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp and crashed it into Big Ben - 6 times etc.
ive always fantasised about smashing julie goodyear up the wrong'un so this is information is very valuable to me.
Very Cecil Beaton. It has all the hallmarks of the master: striking composition, subtle use of light and Asdas finest Danish Pastries covering a pair of manky old cans. Bravo!
Julie signals a non-secateur in homage to Magritte.
Dunno what she's wearing but it needs a good ironing
who would want to see julie goodyear naked.....the old hag.
apparently she loves it up the wrong un' though, so she can't be all bad.
apparently she loves it up the wrong un' though, so she can't be all bad.
who would want to see julie goodyear naked.....the old hag.
Dunno what she's wearing but it needs a good ironing
Julie signals a non-secateur in homage to Magritte.
Very Cecil Beaton. It has all the hallmarks of the master: striking composition, subtle use of light and Asdas finest Danish Pastries covering a pair of manky old cans. Bravo!
ive always fantasised about smashing julie goodyear up the wrong'un so this is information is very valuable to me.
News just in - The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp and crashed it into Big Ben - 6 times etc.
sorry no, i meant...oh never mind
That is a nice pair of top bollocks. Shame about Julie Goodyear and her terminal fag breath......
Urgh. And is that a set of pliers that Julie's got in her hands? What's she planning to do? I hope Kelly's got her curtains tucked in.
As Kelly gets older is she morphing into Gene Kelly cos she's looking kinda rugged nowadays.
Is it just me that thinks Calendar Girls would be much more successful if it was just hot women with massive tits?
I mean it seems like a rather obvious statement to make, but get Scarlett Johansson and Monica Bellucci in it and it would be the most successful show of all time.
Yeah!
...and Jan Leeming and Esther Rantzen and Diana Rigg and Mrs Mills and...oh...I appear to have cum.
boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
boudoir photo