Perhaps it's the buns...
Kelly Brook is to take on the role of Miss September, formerly filled by Jerry Hall, which should be easy for Brook as she's got lots of experience of acting semi-naked.
She's played an 'exotic' dancer for her stage debut in 'Eye Contact' and frolicked in shipwreck thriller (i.e writhing about in the sand for a bit in a bikini) 'Three' with former boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
She appeared most recently in the theatre production of Fat Pig in a bikini and now she's got Goodyear's head to protect that part of her modesty instead...
* Shudders*
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COMMENTS (14)
apparently she loves it up the wrong un' though, so she can't be all bad.
ive always fantasised about smashing julie goodyear up the wrong'un so this is information is very valuable to me.
sorry no, i meant...oh never mind
who would want to see julie goodyear naked.....the old hag.
News just in - The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp and crashed it into Big Ben - 6 times etc.
Dunno what she's wearing but it needs a good ironing
Julie signals a non-secateur in homage to Magritte.
Very Cecil Beaton. It has all the hallmarks of the master: striking composition, subtle use of light and Asdas finest Danish Pastries covering a pair of manky old cans. Bravo!
That is a nice pair of top bollocks. Shame about Julie Goodyear and her terminal fag breath......