Nice buns
Tue, 20/10/2009 - 09:55 by HM writer

There's something distinctly non-sexual about this picture that we can't quite put our finger on....

Perhaps it's the buns...

Kelly Brook is to take on the role of Miss September, formerly filled by Jerry Hall, which should be easy for Brook as she's got lots of experience of acting semi-naked.

She's played an 'exotic' dancer for her stage debut in 'Eye Contact' and frolicked in shipwreck thriller (i.e writhing about in the sand for a bit in a bikini) 'Three' with former boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.

She appeared most recently in the theatre production of Fat Pig in a bikini and now she's got Goodyear's head to protect that part of her modesty instead...

* Shudders*

  • boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
    boudoir photo

    Anokhi Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:50
  • Yeah!

    ...and Jan Leeming and Esther Rantzen and Diana Rigg and Mrs Mills and...oh...I appear to have cum.

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 09:15
  • Is it just me that thinks Calendar Girls would be much more successful if it was just hot women with massive tits?

    I mean it seems like a rather obvious statement to make, but get Scarlett Johansson and Monica Bellucci in it and it would be the most successful show of all time.

    somekindofmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 22:34
  • As Kelly gets older is she morphing into Gene Kelly cos she's looking kinda rugged nowadays.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:29
  • Urgh. And is that a set of pliers that Julie's got in her hands? What's she planning to do? I hope Kelly's got her curtains tucked in.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:25
  • That is a nice pair of top bollocks. Shame about Julie Goodyear and her terminal fag breath......

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:47
  • sorry no, i meant...oh never mind

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:59
  • News just in - The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp and crashed it into Big Ben - 6 times etc.

    kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:38
  • ive always fantasised about smashing julie goodyear up the wrong'un so this is information is very valuable to me.

    badger79 Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:03
  • Very Cecil Beaton. It has all the hallmarks of the master: striking composition, subtle use of light and Asdas finest Danish Pastries covering a pair of manky old cans. Bravo!

    shitthebed Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:01
  • Julie signals a non-secateur in homage to Magritte.

    cosmotopper Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:39
  • Dunno what she's wearing but it needs a good ironing

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:10
  • BustySinclair Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:02
  • who would want to see julie goodyear naked.....the old hag.

    jambo Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:49
  • apparently she loves it up the wrong un' though, so she can't be all bad.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:15
  • apparently she loves it up the wrong un' though, so she can't be all bad.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:15
  • who would want to see julie goodyear naked.....the old hag.

    jambo Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:49
  • BustySinclair Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:02
  • Dunno what she's wearing but it needs a good ironing

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:10
  • Julie signals a non-secateur in homage to Magritte.

    cosmotopper Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:39
  • Very Cecil Beaton. It has all the hallmarks of the master: striking composition, subtle use of light and Asdas finest Danish Pastries covering a pair of manky old cans. Bravo!

    shitthebed Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:01
  • ive always fantasised about smashing julie goodyear up the wrong'un so this is information is very valuable to me.

    badger79 Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:03
  • News just in - The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp and crashed it into Big Ben - 6 times etc.

    kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:38
  • sorry no, i meant...oh never mind

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:59
  • That is a nice pair of top bollocks. Shame about Julie Goodyear and her terminal fag breath......

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:47
  • Urgh. And is that a set of pliers that Julie's got in her hands? What's she planning to do? I hope Kelly's got her curtains tucked in.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:25
  • As Kelly gets older is she morphing into Gene Kelly cos she's looking kinda rugged nowadays.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:29
  • Is it just me that thinks Calendar Girls would be much more successful if it was just hot women with massive tits?

    I mean it seems like a rather obvious statement to make, but get Scarlett Johansson and Monica Bellucci in it and it would be the most successful show of all time.

    somekindofmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 22:34
  • Yeah!

    ...and Jan Leeming and Esther Rantzen and Diana Rigg and Mrs Mills and...oh...I appear to have cum.

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 09:15
  • boyfriend Billy Zane. And let us not forget the recent horror flick 'Piranha 3D' in which she gets decapitated while wearing very little.
    boudoir photo

    Anokhi Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:50

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