Hair of the dog, is it?
Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:06 by Harry Bow

Kelly Brook is back from her trip to Hollywood where she reportedly called ex-boyfriend Jason Statham daily in a quest for his incredible industry expertise. We doubt Danny Cipriani gave it too much thought last night though...

... He was as pissed as a cunt.

We suspect the Hollywood casting directors weren't that bothered about seeing the back of Kelly, but we obviously are. Enjoy.

Talking of rears, today's biggest story here.

  • She's as thick as fucking mince - and Cipriani needs to fucking work on his game, not the fucking sauce, the effeminate 3rd rater

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 19:23
  • Well, allegedly she likes to drink from the hairy cup.

    freethepaedos Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:48
  • did she leave her money makers in LA as well. No evidence of those puppies under the coat

    grippersteb Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:37
  • You sure that's Kelly Brook or is it Ben Affleck?
    She's looking more blokeish by the day.
    And why would she call Jason Statham for film advice? That's like asking Katie Price for tips on how to be elegant. Why waste your time?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:29
  • Above these goods really good, so beautiful jewelry!Christian LouboutinReally to be commended!

    disk Thu, 11/03/2010 - 07:55
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 01:50
  • she looks like her dog

    grippersteb Wed, 10/03/2010 - 21:52
  • I read this site and the odd celebrity pap rag, so I feel slighly ashamed at not knowing what Kelly Brook does. What does she do? Is she an actress or a model or something? I mean, she can't still be a TV presenter. Even Heat used to slag her off in those days, and they bum anything Fearne Cotton does.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:53
  • I read this site and the odd celebrity pap rag, so I feel slighly ashamed at not knowing what Kelly Brook does. What does she do? Is she an actress or a model or something? I mean, she can't still be a TV presenter. Even Heat used to slag her off in those days, and they bum anything Fearne Cotton does.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:53
  • she looks like her dog

    grippersteb Wed, 10/03/2010 - 21:52
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 01:50
  • Above these goods really good, so beautiful jewelry!Christian LouboutinReally to be commended!

    disk Thu, 11/03/2010 - 07:55
  • You sure that's Kelly Brook or is it Ben Affleck?
    She's looking more blokeish by the day.
    And why would she call Jason Statham for film advice? That's like asking Katie Price for tips on how to be elegant. Why waste your time?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/03/2010 - 12:29
  • did she leave her money makers in LA as well. No evidence of those puppies under the coat

    grippersteb Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:37
  • Well, allegedly she likes to drink from the hairy cup.

    freethepaedos Thu, 11/03/2010 - 14:48
  • She's as thick as fucking mince - and Cipriani needs to fucking work on his game, not the fucking sauce, the effeminate 3rd rater

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 19:23

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