It's things like this that seperate Kelly from other, less successful international superstar celebrities. I mean, a lesser mortal like Michelle Heaton or Lisa Scott-Lee wouldn't have thought twice about relaxing on their big day, resting on their laurels only to find out that a hungrier, younger, newer model has stepped into the breach.
Not Kelly though, those bitches can go fuck themselves. Reebock photoshoot then straight across London to pop the tits out with Bet Lynch, without so much as a birthday balloon. Relentless, but necessary.
Happy Birthday Kelly!
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COMMENTS (7)
hoopy tit wank.
Mylene Klass would have all that done before her 'this-is-not-breakfast-it's-Marks-and-Spencer's-breakfast' if it would earn her a few more zlotys, the grasping cow.
Mylene Klass is a classically trained musician I'll have you know.
And in tow with a convicted drug dealer from Ireland, the father of her children, as well - we don't get to hear about THAT on fucking Songs of Praise, eh?
"Reebock photoshoot" - do you even bother proofing any of the shite that goes up on here or do you just think fuck it nobody cares anyway ?
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in the antepenultimate sentence