Look, Kelly Brook's cleavage!!!
Mon, 13/09/2010 - 14:20 by HM writer

Kelly Brook continues to spoil America with her amazing acting skills and massive tits, attending a screening last night of Sam Taylor-Wood's 'Nowhere Boy' and the launch of a John Lennon Edition pen wearing a dress and shwoing lots and lots of cleavage. So, erm,  with not much else to say, did we mention she was in Playboy recently?

Also at the screening was Sam Taylor-Wood and her 19-year-old son boyfriend Aaron Johnson, Christina Aguilera, Susan Sarandon, who could have given Kelly a run for her momey in the breast front, Alan Cumming and annoying socialite Olivia Palermo and possibly wearing worse shoes than Agyness Deyn...

 

Don't worry Kelly, we're sure there will be a remake of Anacondas or Snakes On A Plane soon or something...

  • @slug; Wondered how long it'd take before someone whinged.

    Nevermind, perhaps Carol Vorderman is more your type?

    ken tate Wed, 15/09/2010 - 00:49
  • Same applies to David Beckham. All the charisma of coastal erosion.

    Raging Hardon Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:55
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    slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:38
  • Oh look, another day, another photo of Miley Cyrus posted on the flimsiest of pretexts.....it's all getting a bit weird and stalkerish now, Ken. Please stop.

    slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:37
  • Cleavage you say?

    ken tate Tue, 14/09/2010 - 03:14
  • I feel the same about Aaron Johnson (Sam Taylor-Wood's pet manchild). He's aesthetically pleasing, but, based on every TV interview I've seen him do, should not be allowed to talk. Ever. The boy has the personality of papier mache.

    retrovertigo Mon, 13/09/2010 - 23:18
  • i'd like to put her on my mantle piece for decorative purposes under the proviso she never speaks

    merkin Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:16
  • Gorgeous. Never fails to raise my spirits

    fuckwit Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:15
  • Gorgeous. Never fails to raise my spirits

    fuckwit Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:15
  • i'd like to put her on my mantle piece for decorative purposes under the proviso she never speaks

    merkin Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:16
  • I feel the same about Aaron Johnson (Sam Taylor-Wood's pet manchild). He's aesthetically pleasing, but, based on every TV interview I've seen him do, should not be allowed to talk. Ever. The boy has the personality of papier mache.

    retrovertigo Mon, 13/09/2010 - 23:18
  • Cleavage you say?

    ken tate Tue, 14/09/2010 - 03:14
  • Oh look, another day, another photo of Miley Cyrus posted on the flimsiest of pretexts.....it's all getting a bit weird and stalkerish now, Ken. Please stop.

    slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:37
  • .

    slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:38
  • Same applies to David Beckham. All the charisma of coastal erosion.

    Raging Hardon Tue, 14/09/2010 - 07:55
  • @slug; Wondered how long it'd take before someone whinged.

    Nevermind, perhaps Carol Vorderman is more your type?

    ken tate Wed, 15/09/2010 - 00:49

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