Kelly Brook does cycling PR stunt for Boris Johnson, sends career SOS to agents...

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he's behind you
Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:55 by Metrosexual

What a pair, ho ho, etc etc.

God knows what this is all about but Kelly Brook appears to be dressed as some floral-printed wartime heroine, buggering about on a ladies bicycle, for the amusement of Boris Johnson.

Wot ho!

It got us wondering what the hell Brook does for a living. 

Her attempts to be an actress lasted for one episode of Miss Marple and she was last seen getting sacked from Britain's Got Talent after a mere six days. 

Fret not f-list fans, our extensive research (a 20 second look at Wikipedia) reveals she's got a blockbuster under her belt. Yep! Brace yourselves for 2010...when Kel stars in Piranha 3-D!!

Maybe ask Boris is he's got any temping work going Kel. 

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Comments

  • Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't have enough between them to blow their noses...

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:23

  • Good point, well made. Who honestly gives a fuck what she does as long is it involves taking her clothes off and bending over......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:48

  • so does that posh twat Boris do any actual work?

    Saying that Ms Brook does have lovely hair...., & very sluty shoes...

    dogpas Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:22

  • Brain of a cactus, can't act, can't present, probably can't sing but I don't care. She could be wearing a dress made of the faeces from various animals and would still look hot. Shit hot even (sorry, bad pun).
    Materialistic point made.

    jockey Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:44

  • She looks like she's doing the villages round with her buffoon, delivering freshly baked croissants from her basket.

    kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:04

  • You say Brook, I say talent, Brook's got no talent its the DJ Talent.

    kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:13

  • Where is your helmet Kelly? Oh sorry forgot you weren't with Billy Zane anymore.

    shazzap Tue, 08/09/2009 - 22:55

  • She looks like she's auditioning for Heartbeat.

    dandyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:44

  • Maybe it's something to do with the Mayor of London's SKYRIDE? Just a guess.

    dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:47

  • Maybe it's something to do with the Mayor of London's SKYRIDE? Just a guess.

    dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:47

  • She looks like she's auditioning for Heartbeat.

    dandyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:44

  • Where is your helmet Kelly? Oh sorry forgot you weren't with Billy Zane anymore.

    shazzap Tue, 08/09/2009 - 22:55

  • You say Brook, I say talent, Brook's got no talent its the DJ Talent.

    kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:13

  • She looks like she's doing the villages round with her buffoon, delivering freshly baked croissants from her basket.

    kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:04

  • Brain of a cactus, can't act, can't present, probably can't sing but I don't care. She could be wearing a dress made of the faeces from various animals and would still look hot. Shit hot even (sorry, bad pun).
    Materialistic point made.

    jockey Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:44

  • so does that posh twat Boris do any actual work?

    Saying that Ms Brook does have lovely hair...., & very sluty shoes...

    dogpas Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:22

  • Good point, well made. Who honestly gives a fuck what she does as long is it involves taking her clothes off and bending over......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:48

  • Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't have enough between them to blow their noses...

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:23

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