Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:55 By Metrosexual
It got us wondering what the hell Brook does for a living.
Her attempts to be an actress lasted for one episode of Miss Marple and she was last seen getting sacked from Britain's Got Talent after a mere six days.
Fret not f-list fans, our extensive research (a 20 second look at Wikipedia) reveals she's got a blockbuster under her belt. Yep! Brace yourselves for 2010...when Kel stars in Piranha 3-D!!
Maybe ask Boris is he's got any temping work going Kel.
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COMMENTS (9)
Maybe it's something to do with the Mayor of London's SKYRIDE? Just a guess.
She looks like she's auditioning for Heartbeat.
Where is your helmet Kelly? Oh sorry forgot you weren't with Billy Zane anymore.
You say Brook, I say talent, Brook's got no talent its the DJ Talent.
She looks like she's doing the villages round with her buffoon, delivering freshly baked croissants from her basket.
Brain of a cactus, can't act, can't present, probably can't sing but I don't care. She could be wearing a dress made of the faeces from various animals and would still look hot. Shit hot even (sorry, bad pun).
Materialistic point made.
Good point, well made. Who honestly gives a fuck what she does as long is it involves taking her clothes off and bending over......
so does that posh twat Boris do any actual work?
Saying that Ms Brook does have lovely hair...., & very sluty shoes...
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't have enough between them to blow their noses...