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Kelly Brook does cycling PR stunt for Boris Johnson, sends career SOS to agents...

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Kelly Brook does bike ride for Boris Johnson

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Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:55 by Metrosexual

What a pair, ho ho, etc etc.

God knows what this is all about but Kelly Brook appears to be dressed as some floral-printed wartime heroine, buggering about on a ladies bicycle, for the amusement of Boris Johnson.

Wot ho!

It got us wondering what the hell Brook does for a living.

Her attempts to be an actress lasted for one episode of Miss Marple and she was last seen getting sacked from Britain's Got Talent after a mere six days.

Fret not f-list fans, our extensive research (a 20 second look at Wikipedia) reveals she's got a blockbuster under her belt. Yep! Brace yourselves for 2010...when Kel stars in Piranha 3-D!!

Maybe ask Boris is he's got any temping work going Kel.

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Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't have enough between them to blow their noses...
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 13:23
Good point, well made. Who honestly gives a fuck what she does as long is it involves taking her clothes off and bending over......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:48
so does that posh twat Boris do any actual work?

Saying that Ms Brook does have lovely hair...., & very sluty shoes...
dogpas Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:22
Brain of a cactus, can't act, can't present, probably can't sing but I don't care. She could be wearing a dress made of the faeces from various animals and would still look hot. Shit hot even (sorry, bad pun).
Materialistic point made.
jockey Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:44
She looks like she's doing the villages round with her buffoon, delivering freshly baked croissants from her basket.
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:04
You say Brook, I say talent, Brook's got no talent its the DJ Talent.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 07:13
Where is your helmet Kelly? Oh sorry forgot you weren't with Billy Zane anymore.
shazzap Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:55
She looks like she's auditioning for Heartbeat.
dandyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 20:44
Maybe it's something to do with the Mayor of London's SKYRIDE? Just a guess.
dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:47

Maybe it's something to do with the Mayor of London's SKYRIDE? Just a guess.
dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:47
She looks like she's auditioning for Heartbeat.
dandyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 20:44
Where is your helmet Kelly? Oh sorry forgot you weren't with Billy Zane anymore.
shazzap Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:55
You say Brook, I say talent, Brook's got no talent its the DJ Talent.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 07:13
She looks like she's doing the villages round with her buffoon, delivering freshly baked croissants from her basket.
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:04
Brain of a cactus, can't act, can't present, probably can't sing but I don't care. She could be wearing a dress made of the faeces from various animals and would still look hot. Shit hot even (sorry, bad pun).
Materialistic point made.
jockey Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:44
so does that posh twat Boris do any actual work?

Saying that Ms Brook does have lovely hair...., & very sluty shoes...
dogpas Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:22
Good point, well made. Who honestly gives a fuck what she does as long is it involves taking her clothes off and bending over......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:48
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't have enough between them to blow their noses...
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 13:23

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