Kelly Brook, famous from the waist up and the chin down, has shocked and appalled her millions of hairy-palmed fans by admitting she doesn't like her boobs very much, which to us just seems a little bit like when a pretty girl says she's ugly because she wants attention. Oh hang on, that's exactly what it is.

After bearing all for a recent Reebok ad, Kelly has been speaking to sub-par porn mag Women's Fitness about which part of her body she likes the most and how she eats, like, tons and tons of fatty stuff that's not good for you, and she doesn't know how she keeps her figure *giggle*. Even when she's in a women's magazine she's flirting with the readers:

"I’ve got real boobs and I guess they could be a bit perkier!" 

"My biggest indulgence is a roast dinner on a Sunday or a cheeseburger and I don't believe in depriving yourself."

Oh Kelly you tease. I'm pretty sure we now have Kelly naked from enough angles due to her work in the last month that we could potentially create a perfect 3D model. Any technically minded Molers out there feel inclined to do this we will provide all possible support in this most valiant of tasks.