Kelly Brook gets her boobs out in stage debut

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Kelly Brook goes topless on stage in Calendar girls

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Wed, 04/11/2009 - 10:38 by Mr. HM

Last night saw Kelly Brook's stage debut in Calendar Girls, that play where ropey women get their tits out. She celebrated by going to dinner dressed as a Christmas present.

We did an imaginary survey with all male members of the audience.

Q) What was the play called?

"Calendar Girls" 1%

"Don't know" 30%

"Kelly Brook's enormous tits" 69%

Q) What happened in the play?

"A WI group raised money for charity in a humorous manner" 4%

"Don't know" 22%

"Kelly Brook's enormous tits" 76%

Q) Who was in it?

"Bet Lynch from Coronation Street and other loveable British actresses" 0%

"Kelly Brooks enormous tits" 100%

Following the performance kelly went to dinner with her boyfriend, Rugby player Danny Cipriani. He has a glazed look in his eyes that many a celebrity boyfriend has when he realises everyone just saw his "bird's norks". It's a shame Kelly didn't have time to put on the rest of the dress though.

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Comments

That present she's holding: I hope for her sake it's not a book.
cosmotopper Thu, 05/11/2009 - 14:45
Another brainless spunkdump who's been around more Z-list celeb cock than Chanelle/Chantelle, but who somehow believes, really believes, that she's some sort of thesp and deserves better fucking gigs.

Oh yeah, and I wonder how long the thick rugby cunt BF will last before "Hollywood" calls for the nth time...
Blartmonster Thu, 05/11/2009 - 03:29
Pic 4 = Antony and The Johnsons
BigPhil Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:04
WENDY RICHARD LIVES!!!!! I knew her death was faked!!!

Pic 5
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 04/11/2009 - 18:14
I just looked up "Jammy Bastard" on t'internet and up came a picture of that smiling baboon Danny Cipriani.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:06
Yeah - if we can't see your kidneys then no more gratuitious pulicity shots!

Them's the new rules Brook!
jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:52
FIT

Just post stories of kelly brook all day long please. Change the site to holybrook or somethimg as shit. I dont care. More Kelly.. and next time possibly dont post about her getting em out when technically she hasmt. It wont fool me the 20th time.. no it probably will.
Tyrant Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:39
But I don't like pic 4 :'(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:03
So, 'topless' in the same sense that Jennifer Ellison goes topless in Zoo and Nuts etc i.e no nips but plenty of come hither looks
jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:52
The p4 cool-down could have been worse. At least it wasn't Julie Goodyear. No-one needs to see her tits of corned beef.
PuddyTwat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:49
She looks like an upset Bruce Forsyth in pic 6.
Bitch Magnet Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:41
i find kelly brook quite attractive.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:35

i find kelly brook quite attractive.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:35
She looks like an upset Bruce Forsyth in pic 6.
Bitch Magnet Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:41
The p4 cool-down could have been worse. At least it wasn't Julie Goodyear. No-one needs to see her tits of corned beef.
PuddyTwat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:49
So, 'topless' in the same sense that Jennifer Ellison goes topless in Zoo and Nuts etc i.e no nips but plenty of come hither looks
jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:52
But I don't like pic 4 :'(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:03
FIT

Just post stories of kelly brook all day long please. Change the site to holybrook or somethimg as shit. I dont care. More Kelly.. and next time possibly dont post about her getting em out when technically she hasmt. It wont fool me the 20th time.. no it probably will.
Tyrant Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:39
Yeah - if we can't see your kidneys then no more gratuitious pulicity shots!

Them's the new rules Brook!
jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:52
I just looked up "Jammy Bastard" on t'internet and up came a picture of that smiling baboon Danny Cipriani.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:06
WENDY RICHARD LIVES!!!!! I knew her death was faked!!!

Pic 5
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 04/11/2009 - 18:14
Pic 4 = Antony and The Johnsons
BigPhil Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:04
Another brainless spunkdump who's been around more Z-list celeb cock than Chanelle/Chantelle, but who somehow believes, really believes, that she's some sort of thesp and deserves better fucking gigs.

Oh yeah, and I wonder how long the thick rugby cunt BF will last before "Hollywood" calls for the nth time...
Blartmonster Thu, 05/11/2009 - 03:29
That present she's holding: I hope for her sake it's not a book.
cosmotopper Thu, 05/11/2009 - 14:45