I hope we do, Merkin,because you have a great name and because we are obviously on the same wavelength- I was quoting myself with the 'stripping for the middle classes' bit, which is quite sad but it makes me feel important. I often wonder if there are people I know on here, aside from the one that I actually do know. Anyway, you are another voice of reason- I do wish there was a sisterhood. One I saw the sisterhood kick into action against a particular man who had been surreptitiously knobbing a number of us all at the same time. The result/ revenge was spectacular.

do we know each other huxlady? ive been saying burlesque is stripping for the middle classes for ages.

yeah what happened to the sisterhood? the worst of all is women publicly hating other women. tabloid media, the ring of shame, katie price, lily allen, that bitch on the tube who looks everyone up and down while reeking of insecurity, girls competing with each other...

Really?
You're sure on that are you?
The rumour surrounds a large breasted presenter/model going out with a sportsman.........
Charlotte Church anyone?
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I'll probably get sued but fuck it:

The jeans designer: Victoria Beckham.......

This direct from a certain very well known media personality, the ex wife of Jenny Shimizu....

I'll wait for the letter from Davenport Lyons,
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I feel much the same way (old, jaded etc) and very bored by porn and all the bollocks about 'empowerment'. Even the whole Burlesque thing has become deeply annoying as it is basically 'stripping for the middle classes' and actually less honest than the girls that just take off their kit, fiddle with themselves a bit and then go round with a pint pot to collect change in East End pubs. Personally I prefer a nice cup of cocoa but that does little for the Huxy minge either.

And as if on cue she's now started the furry-cup-drinking rumours: http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/blind-items/guess-large-breasted-presentermodel46813

Blah blah, Brook. Blah blah, norks. Blah blah soapy tit-wank. Blah blah. More to the point, the Piranha movie? Looks like a pile of 3D shit, basically Jaws with more fish and what looks like a cameo by Richard Dreyfuss. Hollywood Studios: bunchacunts.

Yes...... Hmmmmmm.......Kelly Brook.
God's gift to car mechanics....
If not to acting.

I daresay she's nice enough, but she's a bit like Bond Girl Valerie Leon from the Carry On movies (the tall, dark sexy number, inexplicably almost always bikini clad....)
But Valerie is a marginally better actress.....

It's a shame there are no more Hammer House of Horrors.
(Horribly, there's supposedly another Carry On movie in the offing, with Justin Lee Collins - the bottom of the barrel scraping WHORE).
Kelly would at least get cast as some poor virgin under the spell of Count Dracula..... or Justin Lee.....
Screaming your Playboy cover off doesn't exactly require a summer school course at Italia Conti.

Hmmmmm, she's undeniably gorgeous - mind blowing curves. But as soon as she opens her mouth (Big Breakfast, Celeb Fuck Island), its all over, since her simpering has all the intregue, wit and allure of a snail. Not even a sexy snail...

Oh it'll probably be something to do with them / you having a 'sense of empowerment' or 'reclaiming their bodies' or even 'achieving economic independence although renforcing sexual stereotypes'. You know the arguments. Throw in the 'art' angle and there you have it.

Personally, I'm too bloody long in the tooth and jaded by porn / art / online nudity in general. I prefer a nice cup of tea these days.

Unfortunately it burns my willy.

If only there was a 'sisterhood', Jiggery- i was having the same conversation with Elbow the other day and he asked why on earth women didn't band together and refuse to put up with this shit any more. As I sad to him- unfortunately there will always be fame hungry fuckwits like this stupid bint who will flash their tits/cunt at the drop of a hot to get more 'exposure', so to speak.

This comes a day after I read a quote by Ms Brook saying

"I'd like to be thought of as Kelly Brook, actress and model rather than just Kelly Brook, model...."

Well this should definitely help on that score you daft bint.

P.S. I'm not complaining though

Equally, I think it's pretty risible that £340,000 and a promise that it will be 'art' is enough of a sop to a starlets notion of the sisterhood, to enable her to be portrayed as 'a slab of meat'.

Personally, I prefer to get my jollies in 3 dimensions and with the advent of so many left-handed websites, I'm amazed Playboy can still turn in a buck.

She is sort of known in the States- at least well enough to appear in the trashy dollar mags, so Playboy will be a step up for her because, as we all know, men only get the magazine "for the articles" (har har). It is actually very clever how they've somehow always got the best writers in the US to produce stuff for the magazine so they can always use that as an argument for justifying their portrayal of women as slabs of meat.