Kelly Brook goes out to Boujis, upstaged by David Furnish

Kelly Brook at Boujis

Furnished Furnish and Brook's Boujis'

Wed, 23/06/2010 - 11:10 by HM writer

Now that Kelly Brook's publicity stunt deep and meaningful relationship with rugby player Danny Cipriani has come to an end, Brook has been busy mending her broken heart by throwing herself into her work - wearing a new frock to a different club each night. Unfortunately on this occasion, David Furnish was also out on the lash and had thrown together an even more ill-fitting daring outfit...

Brook was out for the FOURTH time in a row last night *Daily Mail style gasp* and we are now able to identify the man she was pictured with on the Sunday as U.S photographer (with a fondness for breasts), Sante D'Orazio.

Perhaps he will be taking the photos of Brook for her upcoming Playboy shoot... If so, maybe we can anticipate something similar to this.

Pamela Anderson

*Another Daily Mail style gasp*

Meanwhile, Furnish was busy competing with Brook on the style stakes at Boujis and was accompanied by the Bosnian wife of one of the richest bankers in the world, Diana Jenkins (Sarah Harding in two years time with even more fake tan)...

Soup ahoy!

Kelly Brook pictures, Kelly Brook

Comments

I expect it's fucking easy with just two brain cells for company
koshmar Wed, 23/06/2010 - 23:29
Must be hard work keeping that fake "I'm having a great fucking time!" rictus grin on her face. Bet she's miserable as fuck most of the time.
Stramash Wed, 23/06/2010 - 14:16
BTW: That Pammy picture is pretty fucking amazing and I speak as a straight girl. She definitely had it going on.
PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:46
This 30 year old teenager is looking more rugged by the day.
Bet you any money she ends up back with The Stathe.
I don't know why she just doesn't branch out as a Gene Kelly lookalike. I mean look at H - he's now prancing around as Lady Gaga. The rest of us might scoff but at least it's work.
PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:44
I think pic 3 is where she tried to keep it in her mouth but just couldn't
dandyboy Wed, 23/06/2010 - 12:48
why can't i stop thinking about her with man fat dripping off her chin.
Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 11:43

why can't i stop thinking about her with man fat dripping off her chin.
Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 11:43
I think pic 3 is where she tried to keep it in her mouth but just couldn't
dandyboy Wed, 23/06/2010 - 12:48
This 30 year old teenager is looking more rugged by the day.
Bet you any money she ends up back with The Stathe.
I don't know why she just doesn't branch out as a Gene Kelly lookalike. I mean look at H - he's now prancing around as Lady Gaga. The rest of us might scoff but at least it's work.
PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:44
BTW: That Pammy picture is pretty fucking amazing and I speak as a straight girl. She definitely had it going on.
PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:46
Must be hard work keeping that fake "I'm having a great fucking time!" rictus grin on her face. Bet she's miserable as fuck most of the time.
Stramash Wed, 23/06/2010 - 14:16
I expect it's fucking easy with just two brain cells for company
koshmar Wed, 23/06/2010 - 23:29