Brooking hell
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:08 by Mr. HM

Kelly Brook could show Sohie Reade a thing or two about how to keep a high profile without flopping out the ya-ya's at every opportunity.

We will choose to ignore that weird two-tone hair she has at the moment. And the fact that only yesterday she popped them out for the cameras (it was for professional duties you understand).

Oh, and that time she was papped on a yacht doing pretend lesbian stuff.

Erm, and Billy Zane.

Actually in hindsight, she's not really much different is she?

  • Denise Van Gobshite - more famous for the dickheads she fucks as well. And Johnny...who???

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:07
  • I love her

    fuckwit Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:20
  • I like the fact that she's bigger than Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan ever will be, especially after all the nasty shit they and their cliquey little crew or arselickers and cockeheads gave her when she worked on the Big Breakfast, but apart from having a nice bod there's little else to interest me about her life.

    pandakiller Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:38
  • Bored with her - nothing substantial in her "career" apart from fucking people only slightly more famous than her.

    Turgid

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:40
  • Fuuuuck, you're right. They're shit.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:58
  • I know I probably shouldn't have noticed, but what the fuck are those boots all about?

    dandyboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:19
  • Phwoar! Etc. Seriously, she is proper fit.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:49
  • Model famous for getting tits out got her tits out scandal! Sometimes she did it 2 days in a row! And she's dyed her hair funny! What a fucking bitch eh?!! I dunno..etc.

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:39
  • She looks fucking amazing. Shame the twat taking the pictures couldnt get any of them in focus though

    Tyrant Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:38
  • She looks fucking amazing. Shame the twat taking the pictures couldnt get any of them in focus though

    Tyrant Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:38
  • Model famous for getting tits out got her tits out scandal! Sometimes she did it 2 days in a row! And she's dyed her hair funny! What a fucking bitch eh?!! I dunno..etc.

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:39
  • Phwoar! Etc. Seriously, she is proper fit.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:49
  • I know I probably shouldn't have noticed, but what the fuck are those boots all about?

    dandyboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:19
  • Fuuuuck, you're right. They're shit.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:58
  • Bored with her - nothing substantial in her "career" apart from fucking people only slightly more famous than her.

    Turgid

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:40
  • I like the fact that she's bigger than Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan ever will be, especially after all the nasty shit they and their cliquey little crew or arselickers and cockeheads gave her when she worked on the Big Breakfast, but apart from having a nice bod there's little else to interest me about her life.

    pandakiller Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:38
  • I love her

    fuckwit Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:20
  • Denise Van Gobshite - more famous for the dickheads she fucks as well. And Johnny...who???

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:07

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