Kelly Brook may be eaten by piranhas in new film, probably in first five minutes

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Kelly Brook is nibbled by piranhas

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Tue, 04/05/2010 - 15:30 by HM writer

As we count down the days to the release of the 3D remake of Piranha, Kelly Brook's greatest film role since that 1 minute and 24 second appearance in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, new stills of the movie have been released today. And it looks as though Kelly will probably meet her grizzly end and be devoured by prehistoric piranhas within the opening credits...

We wonder how long Eli Roth will last and what exactly he is doing in this film...

Looks slightly less realistic than the first one...

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pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:39
See, you're so thick, you can't even see it when Stella calls you a cunt...

I'm just hoping you get AIDS, you shit. Really, really bad AIDS. Sure as hell you won't be fucking missed, KKK boy
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:38
Thankyou Stella...See Kosh, even Stella thinks you are a twat. Thanks for backing me up Stella, 'preciate it.
Don't worry, I won't let him get me down. I am like an unstoppable force, like aids or Al Qaeda.
joleymoley Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:19
What's an hetrosexual? you fucking numpty, digging yourself a bigger hole every day. Get back to your homework child.
kermits Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:01
Nah - that "closet paki"? Thick as shit and as gay as daisies. Wouldn't worry about it, JM. Just keep on keeping on.
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:16
"Still acting like a racist little shit?"- well no actually, I just wanted to point out that I don't care how "thick" she is, I just still wanna fuck her. Nothing racist about that you complete idiot. Although I am sure in this PC world, Kosh will find something racist about that. Twat.
joleymoley Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:49
NASA USE WEAPONS????? WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? AN INTERGALACTIC WAR? WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:15
I imagine this is much like also the conversations that go on at that air traffic control place. "Should we close UK airspace cos of all that grit up there?"

"Nah, it was well boring last time. Let's just take 'em up and see what happens."
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 06:58
You too? This site certainly has some gorgeous women posting on it. It's a shame that we have to stay in doors so much though so we don't get followed around by leering men all day. A small price to pay though for compelling beauty, awesome intelligence and shimmering charisma.
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 06:56
Fucking grow up you rancid little cunt. Still acting like a 12 year old racist shit, eh?
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 21:15
I like the Jaws-esque issue with "Should we close the lake or not?"
retrovertigo Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:24
Kosh has a point. Giant tits can only make up for a brain like a rabbit pellet for so long. This is what I tell myself all the time. (But then I look just like Kelly Brook and I design new weapons for NASA so I'm kinda blessed on all fronts really)
Urfugginjokin Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:55
JM, for once, agree with you totally. Would swim across a lake of petrol with a burning zippo clenched between my butt cheeks for Kelly Brook.
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:42
no she isn't, but I think I speak for every hetrosexual man when I say "who gives a fuck?" Kosh, stop being such a bender.
joleymoley Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:28
With a face and a body like hers are you really going to claim that you care too deeply about such things?
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:21
She's not the fucking sharpest knife in the drawer, though, is she?
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:16
Kelly Brook is the reason why the film "three" should have grossed 500 million at the box office and it should have won multiple oscars.
joleymoley Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:56
Dimension films, home of acne ridden teens wank-a-thon epics. Love them mammaries....
malachysdad Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:53
I love her. Official
fuckwit Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:50
Fucking class, you can't beat a good creature feature and this looks to be right up there with the shittest of them all. Everything about this film (with the exception of Eli Roth) screams utter brilliance. Hundreds of girls in bikinis, ageing scientist, tough local policeman, prehistoric monsters released by earthquake, gallons of blood and no plot. What's not to like here?
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:24
You could feed the piranha version of Ethiopia twice over with those mamms, though
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 15:47

You could feed the piranha version of Ethiopia twice over with those mamms, though
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 15:47
Fucking class, you can't beat a good creature feature and this looks to be right up there with the shittest of them all. Everything about this film (with the exception of Eli Roth) screams utter brilliance. Hundreds of girls in bikinis, ageing scientist, tough local policeman, prehistoric monsters released by earthquake, gallons of blood and no plot. What's not to like here?
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:24
I love her. Official
fuckwit Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:50
Dimension films, home of acne ridden teens wank-a-thon epics. Love them mammaries....
malachysdad Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:53
Kelly Brook is the reason why the film "three" should have grossed 500 million at the box office and it should have won multiple oscars.
joleymoley Tue, 04/05/2010 - 16:56
She's not the fucking sharpest knife in the drawer, though, is she?
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:16
With a face and a body like hers are you really going to claim that you care too deeply about such things?
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:21
no she isn't, but I think I speak for every hetrosexual man when I say "who gives a fuck?" Kosh, stop being such a bender.
joleymoley Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:28
JM, for once, agree with you totally. Would swim across a lake of petrol with a burning zippo clenched between my butt cheeks for Kelly Brook.
slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:42
Kosh has a point. Giant tits can only make up for a brain like a rabbit pellet for so long. This is what I tell myself all the time. (But then I look just like Kelly Brook and I design new weapons for NASA so I'm kinda blessed on all fronts really)
Urfugginjokin Tue, 04/05/2010 - 17:55
I like the Jaws-esque issue with "Should we close the lake or not?"
retrovertigo Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:24
Fucking grow up you rancid little cunt. Still acting like a 12 year old racist shit, eh?
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 21:15
You too? This site certainly has some gorgeous women posting on it. It's a shame that we have to stay in doors so much though so we don't get followed around by leering men all day. A small price to pay though for compelling beauty, awesome intelligence and shimmering charisma.
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 06:56
I imagine this is much like also the conversations that go on at that air traffic control place. "Should we close UK airspace cos of all that grit up there?"

"Nah, it was well boring last time. Let's just take 'em up and see what happens."
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 06:58
NASA USE WEAPONS????? WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? AN INTERGALACTIC WAR? WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:15
"Still acting like a racist little shit?"- well no actually, I just wanted to point out that I don't care how "thick" she is, I just still wanna fuck her. Nothing racist about that you complete idiot. Although I am sure in this PC world, Kosh will find something racist about that. Twat.
joleymoley Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:49
Nah - that "closet paki"? Thick as shit and as gay as daisies. Wouldn't worry about it, JM. Just keep on keeping on.
stella ah trois Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:16
What's an hetrosexual? you fucking numpty, digging yourself a bigger hole every day. Get back to your homework child.
kermits Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:01
Thankyou Stella...See Kosh, even Stella thinks you are a twat. Thanks for backing me up Stella, 'preciate it.
Don't worry, I won't let him get me down. I am like an unstoppable force, like aids or Al Qaeda.
joleymoley Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:19
See, you're so thick, you can't even see it when Stella calls you a cunt...

I'm just hoping you get AIDS, you shit. Really, really bad AIDS. Sure as hell you won't be fucking missed, KKK boy
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:38
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pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:39