When we woke up this morning to find there wasn't a single ounce of celebrity news to inform you of, we were worried for the content of the site. So imagine our relief when we discover brand new pictures of Kelly Brook - a woman whose permanent nudity in every single magazine spread over the last few months has made her the most popular person on Holy Moly. And then imagine our absolute horror when we find the model fully clothed, with not a single nipple in sight.

We can only apologise on Kelly's behalf, readers. The forgetful girl has defied the purpose of her existence and somehow managed to step out of the house WITH CLOTHES ON.

We know, we can't comprehend it either.

Brook took her concealed flesh along to Paris yesterday, for the French premiere of her soon-to-be Box Office smash, Piranha 3D, obviously not realising that she only has one talent, and that does not involve acting - or, in this case, high-pitched screaming at a bunch of violent fish.

Less of this out-of-character clothing and more of this please, Kelly.