Kelly Brook Playboy: it's finally here

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Sat, 14/08/2010 - 09:53 by Harry Bow

After months of practice, with her shedding her clothes for everyone from FHM and Maxim to Ultimo and Reebok, Kelly Brook's topless Playboy shoot has finally been unveiled...  

So, here it is - Kelly Brook's big topless Playboy gig, for which Hef paid her half a mill. Value for money? Erm, we've mostly seen it before, although there are a few surprises, like her tribute to Groundsman Willie (because Scotland's a place in England, right?). There's a joke about blowing bagpipes somewhere anyway...

And it's all going on for Brook as box offices worldwide gear-up for the release of 3D Piranha next week. Critics are already antipicating it will be her best role since that Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo cameo, while Oscar bosses are frantically polishing their statues as we write this.

Well done Playboy, good work (we're talking about that Will Self article, obviously). Much as we'd love to put them up here, they're available at the Playboy website so probably best to pop on over there, which you can do with only one hand if you use this link, enjoy!

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Comments

  • She's gorgeous from every angle, there's no debating about it.

    kermits Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:06

  • Kelly Brook's best features are her nips - like perfectly formed pink jelly tots!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:58

  • tits much smaller than I imagined. My bird has got better tits than these and a smaller arse. Honest. Face like a butchers bench though.
    KB tits look much better trussed up in a wonderbra.

    grippersteb Fri, 20/08/2010 - 03:50

  • i wanted to see some clunge!!

    deano02380 Thu, 19/08/2010 - 21:37

  • not one picture of her twat, disappointing

    fantantric Mon, 16/08/2010 - 15:11

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    msna Mon, 16/08/2010 - 02:25

  • merry christmas!

    yeah its airbrushed but she tickles my pickle (though not when she does things like open her mouth and talk)

    merkin Sun, 15/08/2010 - 16:46

  • Agreed. If I wanted to ogle a mannequin, I'd get a job in Debenhams. Kelly Brook is a stunning looking girl, yet in pic 2 they've still managed to make her look like a shop soiled femmebot.

    clee984 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 01:24

  • The shot with the bowler hat and umbrella is absolute seventies cheese. I know it's hardly the most upmarket magazine but were they taking the piss out of her?

    mcfuck Sat, 14/08/2010 - 19:38

  • How airbrushed are these fuckin pictures..like so many other mag pictures they are ruined by the fuckwits that use photoshop and make a picture unbelievably fake... total crap.

    Dodger777 Sat, 14/08/2010 - 15:19

  • Give her her dues though, she does have beautiful tits.

    GretaBritain Sat, 14/08/2010 - 09:58

  • Give her her dues though, she does have beautiful tits.

    GretaBritain Sat, 14/08/2010 - 09:58

  • How airbrushed are these fuckin pictures..like so many other mag pictures they are ruined by the fuckwits that use photoshop and make a picture unbelievably fake... total crap.

    Dodger777 Sat, 14/08/2010 - 15:19

  • The shot with the bowler hat and umbrella is absolute seventies cheese. I know it's hardly the most upmarket magazine but were they taking the piss out of her?

    mcfuck Sat, 14/08/2010 - 19:38

  • Agreed. If I wanted to ogle a mannequin, I'd get a job in Debenhams. Kelly Brook is a stunning looking girl, yet in pic 2 they've still managed to make her look like a shop soiled femmebot.

    clee984 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 01:24

  • merry christmas!

    yeah its airbrushed but she tickles my pickle (though not when she does things like open her mouth and talk)

    merkin Sun, 15/08/2010 - 16:46

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    Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $15

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    New era cap $12

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    msna Mon, 16/08/2010 - 02:25

  • not one picture of her twat, disappointing

    fantantric Mon, 16/08/2010 - 15:11

  • i wanted to see some clunge!!

    deano02380 Thu, 19/08/2010 - 21:37

  • tits much smaller than I imagined. My bird has got better tits than these and a smaller arse. Honest. Face like a butchers bench though.
    KB tits look much better trussed up in a wonderbra.

    grippersteb Fri, 20/08/2010 - 03:50

  • Kelly Brook's best features are her nips - like perfectly formed pink jelly tots!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:58

  • She's gorgeous from every angle, there's no debating about it.

    kermits Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:06

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