Kelly Brook is pregnant, this is going to change EVERYTHING

3 Thom Evans, the man who has ruined mens weekly's for the forseeable future Kelly Brook hasn't had a Big Breakfast, she's had a spermy penis!

Kelly Brook announces her pregnancy

Jason Statham is gonna crack some farking heads

Thu, 17/03/2011 - 09:57 by Mr. HM

Kelly Brook announced she is 3 months pregnant last night. We went to bed just thinking it was some sort of cheese-induced dream, but alas - it's true. Congratulations Kelly - now we know why you spent the last three months getting your kit off!

Kelly was pictured yesterday looking somewhat more frumpy than usual which in the eyes of the Daily Mail meant only one thing - she's let us and more importantly herself down completely by not showing off the flat stomach and arse cheeks she showed earlier on in the day.

The past few months in Kelly's career all kind of make sense now. We were surprised that she'd gone so mental on getting her kit off recently - but now she's up the stick she needed one last cash-in bonanza before any sexy style pics would have only interested those more, erm, specialist magazines.

Kelly took to Twitter, the internet's version of a soapbox outside Marble Arch KFC, last night to announce the happy news:

No, thankfullly not Yorke, but some Rugby playing dude called Thom Evans who we have never heard of.

Congratulations Kelly - whilst we're sad it's going to be a while before you grace our monitors with your slightly ditzy dolly bird persona, having kids is completely awesome.

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Comments

Welcome to the wonderful world of rugby. If any of your family at any time in the past has ever set foot in Scotland...hell, if anyone in your family knows what a kilt is, Scotland will pick you to play rugby. They're that desperate - they're even worse than the England/South Africa cricket team.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 16:27
Also a cousin of that ginger tosser Chris Evans too
yogithebear Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:09
Surname Evans, born in Zimbabwe and played for Scotland - wtf?
yogithebear Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:08
if you cavort about in the nip as much as she has then eventually some inquisitive soul is going to stick their cock in you.
brian sights Thu, 17/03/2011 - 14:29
Yeah, good point, but I'm trying to look on the bright side for me, not him, Ok?
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 12:18
Can you think of a better consolation for being the victim of a career-ending injury than getting to shag Kelly Brook for the rest of your life?

Also, fun Thom Evans fact: he used to be in a boyband.
AllyFarrell Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:55
And he's clearly shit at rugby since he plays for Scotland.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:52
He looks like Orlando Blooms bigger, tougher brother.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:30
I just googled Thom Evans, being a bit of a stranger to the [fine] world of Rugby. He has a face like a shovel.
GretaBritain Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:49
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! WHY GOD ? WHYYYY ?????

Goodbye cruel world :'(
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:42
Imagine the size of her tits. IMAGINE.
Celeb Hater Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:06

Imagine the size of her tits. IMAGINE.
Celeb Hater Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:06
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! WHY GOD ? WHYYYY ?????

Goodbye cruel world :'(
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:42
I just googled Thom Evans, being a bit of a stranger to the [fine] world of Rugby. He has a face like a shovel.
GretaBritain Thu, 17/03/2011 - 10:49
He looks like Orlando Blooms bigger, tougher brother.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:30
And he's clearly shit at rugby since he plays for Scotland.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:52
Can you think of a better consolation for being the victim of a career-ending injury than getting to shag Kelly Brook for the rest of your life?

Also, fun Thom Evans fact: he used to be in a boyband.
AllyFarrell Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:55
Yeah, good point, but I'm trying to look on the bright side for me, not him, Ok?
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 12:18
if you cavort about in the nip as much as she has then eventually some inquisitive soul is going to stick their cock in you.
brian sights Thu, 17/03/2011 - 14:29
Surname Evans, born in Zimbabwe and played for Scotland - wtf?
yogithebear Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:08
Also a cousin of that ginger tosser Chris Evans too
yogithebear Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:09
Welcome to the wonderful world of rugby. If any of your family at any time in the past has ever set foot in Scotland...hell, if anyone in your family knows what a kilt is, Scotland will pick you to play rugby. They're that desperate - they're even worse than the England/South Africa cricket team.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 16:27