Oh Danny Boy
Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:08 by John Hill

Every woman has a point in her life where she has to decide which international rugby player she wants to have as her boyfriend. Do you take the slightly silly looking one you used to date a while ago, or do you take the new one who's been getting you a lot more media coverage, but doesn't actually play rugby anymore? It's a tough one, but one all you female HM readers will have to face at some time or other.

So what we have here are pictures of internationally successful and critically acclaimed actress Kelly Brook with former rugby player Thom Evans, but this comes ONLY DAYS (WELL, WEEKS) AFTER SHE SPENT CHRISTMAS WITH DANNY CIPRIANI, and if that's not the scandal of 2011, we don't know what is.

 

Of course, this isn't Kelly's fault, she simply loves too much, according to a source (via Mail Online):

‘Kelly likes both Thom and Danny which is awkward as they have played rugby together.’

 

‘She was trying to play down her holiday with Danny as she believes she has unfinished business with Thom.’

A spokesperson for Danny has also said:

‘They are not back together but remain good friends.’

In the meantime perhaps we could suggest a few naked pics to take your mind of things Kel? Nothing focusses our thoughts more than a few tastefully done bum and bap shots for whichever magazine happens to be going to press that week.

  • I'm a complete and utter flanker....

    slug Mon, 10/01/2011 - 14:47
  • So what position is that then you take up? She taught me all I know by the way. She ain't no maiden...

    stella ah trois Mon, 10/01/2011 - 13:07
  • ARGH! Kelly! Noo! Step away from the botox, Kelly!!! ARGH!

    tescopop Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:59
  • Winger or Whinger? I've never been near the wing in my entire life. It must be the chiselled good looks and near perfect ears that have fooled you into thinking I have spent my life in the Ladies Club of the backs. Mind you, appearances can be deceptive. The way your maiden aunt bulldozed me out of the way and rucked me under the kitchen table whilst trying to get into the drinks cabinet was seriously impressive.

    slug Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:55
  • Dear Uncle Jimmy. It's like you can read my mind. Slug's a lovely winger but I feel I need more scrummage these days. What should I do? Tighthead prop or blindside flanker? Also, what with him being a union man, in the entirely posh boys who play rugby sense, after all this time of polite public school behaviour, I'm thinking a bit of League would give life a new rough and tumble perspective? What do you think?

    stella ah trois Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:45
  • Dear Uncle Jimmy. It's like you can read my mind. Slug's a lovely winger but I feel I need more scrummage these days. What should I do? Tighthead prop or blindside flanker? Also, what with him being a union man, in the entirely posh boys who play rugby sense, after all this time of polite public school behaviour, I'm thinking a bit of League would give life a new rough and tumble perspective? What do you think?

    stella ah trois Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:45
  • Winger or Whinger? I've never been near the wing in my entire life. It must be the chiselled good looks and near perfect ears that have fooled you into thinking I have spent my life in the Ladies Club of the backs. Mind you, appearances can be deceptive. The way your maiden aunt bulldozed me out of the way and rucked me under the kitchen table whilst trying to get into the drinks cabinet was seriously impressive.

    slug Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:55
  • ARGH! Kelly! Noo! Step away from the botox, Kelly!!! ARGH!

    tescopop Mon, 10/01/2011 - 12:59
  • So what position is that then you take up? She taught me all I know by the way. She ain't no maiden...

    stella ah trois Mon, 10/01/2011 - 13:07
  • I'm a complete and utter flanker....

    slug Mon, 10/01/2011 - 14:47

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