Kelly Brook is completely devastated over her split from Danny Cipriani
A spoonful of sugar daddy
Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:43 by Mr. HMKelly Brook's relationship with Danny Cipriani was seen by many as a pure PR stunt for MANY MANY reasons, and their split yesterday could be assumed to be the end of a contract rather than broken hearts. Still, at least this dude is benefitting!
(Obviously if this turns out to be an elderly relative or something then ignore us.)
Did Danny dump her after her Playboy shoot because he couldn't bear to think of other men ogling her tits? Bit late for that mate.
Here is the desperately heartbroken and teary-eyed Kelly leaving Cipriani in London with an older gentleman.
He looks like a keeper doesn't he!
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She really looks fucking intelligent doesn't she? And a whore to boot, well done, you've promoted women's rights beyond comprehension, you airheaded vacuous cunt
They'd be all poncy and call it Soothing Honey Mist Leg Gel or something. But then grannies know best?
Don't go to M&S though, they're weird apparently.
So now you say. So many wasted years... I swear, I learn more here every day than I ever did in the years enrolled the Rabbi Yentob's 'preparing for adulthood' classes. What a fucking waste of time and youth. Off to buy some lube.
So now you say. So many wasted years... I swear, I learn more here every day than I ever did in the years enrolled the Rabbi Yentob's 'preparing for adulthood' classes. What a fucking waste of time and youth. Off to buy some lube.
I quite enjoy 'not being in the right place' when it comes to sex TBH
I would have known!
I hope you left your desk to do this act of sin, Lousy. Unless I think perhaps you're that bloke over there who never speaks and has always perturbed me because he has a girl box of Asda Ultrasoft on his desk in a 'boutique' packaging...
Lovely. Metro-sexual, sharing, caring, talk all night, giving each other facials and you paint my toenails while I groom your nose and ear hair and you epilate my legs before we eat some M&S dinner for two for £10 with one glass each of pinot grigio in front of Sex and the City before retiring for a bit of a cuddle because, "I'm not in that place right now." A perfect night in. Ahhhh.
Did she give you some 'hows your fathers' or whatever you lot call them. That is a euphemism right? Like when your kingdom comes and all that. Is it your will or gods that gets done?
never mind, a quick one off the wrist has restored my equilibrium.
jovan musk actually.
You big shirt-lifting, cock-sucking, mincing aids-riddled gayer.
It's like pretending nort to be sexist. I find that's the only way I can get a shag these days.
Seriously why would anyone pretend not to be gay nowadays ? I dont know anyone who is the slightest bit homophobic.
Looks like he starts the day with a Big Breakfast too.
If Kelly does turn out to be a sipper from the furryeth cuppeth, maybe it wont be such a terrible thing. At least it will prove to the world, that lezzers dont have to look like Xena Warrior Princess, KD Lang or her in the tracksuit off of Glee.
Rev - you have John Major driving your car (pic 2)? I am impressed.
Well now you all know what I look like....damn your HM !
Oh Lousy, you have my sympathy, did that dab of Drakkar Noir not work - or was it Hai Karate?
oh man!
*looks crestfallen*
I think it's Vangelis, from the 70s
Goatee- check
Bulging gut- check
Golden chain- check
Hairy rug- check
Mullet type hairstyle- check
What is she doing with that old fart?! Stupid bint
Goatee- check
Bulging gut- check
Golden chain- check
Hairy rug- check
Mullet type hairstyle- check
What is she doing with that old fart?! Stupid bint
I think it's Vangelis, from the 70s
oh man!
*looks crestfallen*
Oh Lousy, you have my sympathy, did that dab of Drakkar Noir not work - or was it Hai Karate?
Well now you all know what I look like....damn your HM !
Rev - you have John Major driving your car (pic 2)? I am impressed.
If Kelly does turn out to be a sipper from the furryeth cuppeth, maybe it wont be such a terrible thing. At least it will prove to the world, that lezzers dont have to look like Xena Warrior Princess, KD Lang or her in the tracksuit off of Glee.
Looks like he starts the day with a Big Breakfast too.
Seriously why would anyone pretend not to be gay nowadays ? I dont know anyone who is the slightest bit homophobic.
It's like pretending nort to be sexist. I find that's the only way I can get a shag these days.
You big shirt-lifting, cock-sucking, mincing aids-riddled gayer.
never mind, a quick one off the wrist has restored my equilibrium.
jovan musk actually.
Did she give you some 'hows your fathers' or whatever you lot call them. That is a euphemism right? Like when your kingdom comes and all that. Is it your will or gods that gets done?
Lovely. Metro-sexual, sharing, caring, talk all night, giving each other facials and you paint my toenails while I groom your nose and ear hair and you epilate my legs before we eat some M&S dinner for two for £10 with one glass each of pinot grigio in front of Sex and the City before retiring for a bit of a cuddle because, "I'm not in that place right now." A perfect night in. Ahhhh.
I hope you left your desk to do this act of sin, Lousy. Unless I think perhaps you're that bloke over there who never speaks and has always perturbed me because he has a girl box of Asda Ultrasoft on his desk in a 'boutique' packaging...
I would have known!
I quite enjoy 'not being in the right place' when it comes to sex TBH
So now you say. So many wasted years... I swear, I learn more here every day than I ever did in the years enrolled the Rabbi Yentob's 'preparing for adulthood' classes. What a fucking waste of time and youth. Off to buy some lube.
So now you say. So many wasted years... I swear, I learn more here every day than I ever did in the years enrolled the Rabbi Yentob's 'preparing for adulthood' classes. What a fucking waste of time and youth. Off to buy some lube.
Don't go to M&S though, they're weird apparently.
They'd be all poncy and call it Soothing Honey Mist Leg Gel or something. But then grannies know best?
She really looks fucking intelligent doesn't she? And a whore to boot, well done, you've promoted women's rights beyond comprehension, you airheaded vacuous cunt