Kelly Brook's latest Reebok shoot doesn't excite us muchKelly Brook's latest Reebok shoot doesn't excite us much

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Sun, 20/03/2011 - 12:56 by

This is the beginning of the end, people. It's Kelly Brook's first shoot since she announced her pregnancy, and although there's not a bump in sight, there's not a boob in sight either. It's the first clear sign that pregnancy will ruin Kelly Brook for all you perverts out there (notice how we exclude ourselves from that group) and put the majority of lad mags out of business. Thanks Thom Evans, you strange incestuous porn star impregnator!

Kelly's previous work for Reebok, back in her golden era of clothes-dropping, included her naked body being draped across a billboard in Battersea and squeezing a lot of crap out her arse, by shoving it in front of a camera for a TV advert.

 

Now it seems our worst fears are about to come true, as her latest shoot for Reebok shows nothing but a bit of torso and leg, the rest covered up by a boring sports bra and three-quarter lengths. Sadly, we reckon its a sign of things to come. As the weeks go by and she begins to get deeper and deeper into pregnancy, she'll dig deeper and deeper into her wardrobe for more layers to put on - with the exclusion of the fully-naked baby bump cover shoot, as is obligatory these days. We dread to think how little we're going to see of her once the nine months are up...

 

In the meantime, her ex Danny Cipriani has been going out of his way to rubbish today's tabloid claims that he's devastated by the news of her pregnancy, stating he is "really happy" for her. But could that perhaps be because she is pregnant with his child?

 

Kelly's 18 weeks pregnant, and she was spotted in Dubai with Cipriani around 18 weeks ago. Not that we're trying to connect the two in any way. We're sure her new boyfriend, Thom Evans, is the real father and that their relationship is sincere. He is, after all, 100% hetrosexual.

  • Not as much fun as getting Kelly pregnant...

    fuckwit Mon, 21/03/2011 - 16:00
  • And for the rest of us who didn't get it... tick tock...?

    fuckwit Mon, 21/03/2011 - 16:00
  • Hahaaa! I just worked out what you mean by tick tock. You really are a one, Stellla.

    tescopop Mon, 21/03/2011 - 08:32
  • More tick tock than Reebok.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:37
  • Absolutely. As you may be aware from previous pages of this esteemed organ, I am running a one-(wise)-woman campaign to have it be proved that Victoria Beckham is going to be wearing fake tummies for the next few months and her baby is currently growing in the belly of a surrogate. You mark my word, young man. You mark my word...

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:36
  • I'm waiting for the witchfinder general to burn me in the pond or whatever, I'm such an old hag/wise woman/etc.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:34
  • Youo're so wise, Stella. Also, though, I didn't realise she'd only been with her new bloke a few months. A few months and already up the duff. Little bit chavvy, eh, Kel?

    tescopop Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:03
  • Speculation is fun though, innit?

    AllyFarrell Sun, 20/03/2011 - 14:37
  • I'm afraid, Mr F, but pregnancy is actually measured from the date of the last period. So although she is '18 weeks pregnant' she probably only got someone's donation up her 16 weeks ago. Sorry to menstruate on your Cipriani-as-daddy idea based on holiday in Dubai and possible naughty interfacing.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 14:18
  • I'm afraid, Mr F, but pregnancy is actually measured from the date of the last period. So although she is '18 weeks pregnant' she probably only got someone's donation up her 16 weeks ago. Sorry to menstruate on your Cipriani-as-daddy idea based on holiday in Dubai and possible naughty interfacing.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 14:18
  • Speculation is fun though, innit?

    AllyFarrell Sun, 20/03/2011 - 14:37
  • Youo're so wise, Stella. Also, though, I didn't realise she'd only been with her new bloke a few months. A few months and already up the duff. Little bit chavvy, eh, Kel?

    tescopop Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:03
  • I'm waiting for the witchfinder general to burn me in the pond or whatever, I'm such an old hag/wise woman/etc.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:34
  • Absolutely. As you may be aware from previous pages of this esteemed organ, I am running a one-(wise)-woman campaign to have it be proved that Victoria Beckham is going to be wearing fake tummies for the next few months and her baby is currently growing in the belly of a surrogate. You mark my word, young man. You mark my word...

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:36
  • More tick tock than Reebok.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 15:37
  • Hahaaa! I just worked out what you mean by tick tock. You really are a one, Stellla.

    tescopop Mon, 21/03/2011 - 08:32
  • And for the rest of us who didn't get it... tick tock...?

    fuckwit Mon, 21/03/2011 - 16:00
  • Not as much fun as getting Kelly pregnant...

    fuckwit Mon, 21/03/2011 - 16:00

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