Kelly Brook models Ultimo
At least it's not a Geldof
Tue, 08/06/2010 - 11:01 by HM writerThere's no escaping Kelly Brook; she's almost taken over the entire HM website and mainly just for wearing swimwear. First she stars in the upcoming remake of 70s movie 'Pirnaha' as a woman on a boat in a bikini, then she strips off for Ultimo's new bridal range of lingerie, then she's reportedly offered £500,000 to strip off for Playboy, gets her arse out for Reebok, wears a swuimsuit for FHM and takes a well earned break by flying out to LA to do some shopping/eating//walking around while wearing nice clothes and very high heeled shoes...
So now it's back to taking her clothes off for Ultimo again - to model their new range of lingerie. And to think she probably gets paid over £100,000 to do it while she pretends to say this:
"There is something incredibly sensual about lingerie; I find it always makes me feel confident and sexy, knowing I've got something beautiful on underneath my clothes."
But admittedly easier on the eye than than having a 'pretend' model covered in tattoos and writhing about in bumper cars at a fairground...
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S'alright I s'pose... she ain't Miley Cyrus though.
Can we have some more shots of Miley on stage in Madrid, please?
Then I'll probably loose off some shots of my own, Thanx.
Can I have a look in your mirror ?
Rugby union players have achieved the impossible since going professional - turned into bigger cunts than footballers.
And to be perfectly fucking honest, I'm bored with Kelly fucking Brook now. She's like dogshit - on every fucking corner.
Oops sorry Fuckwit, I accidentally reported your comment and I meant to reply. Not that anyone probably ever checks anyway, given the amount of offensive bilge that we get from several trolls on here. Anyway, forgive me Fuckwit and Mr HM please ignore me...as per usual.
I know I say this every day but is HM consciously trying to go down the FHM/ Loaded route? 'Cos I really don't see the point of so many pictures of ladies in their undies, especially when I can just look in a mirror if I want to see 'that sort of thing'.
...and that scrum-cap has just got to go!
Your a fly-half FFS! Man up or get off the pitch.
What a choice. Him or Johnny 'shitting mantis' Wilkinson or Toby Flood, another pretty boy...called Toby.... who probably uses hair gel and moisturises 18 times a day.
Aw, isn't Danny Cipriani cute? He tries to look all manly and hard, and he's even grown a fluffy little beard....but he still looks like a cross little marmoset. You know, the ones with the tiny little faces.
She may indeed be a one-trick pony... but she's a lovely looking pony, and it's one hell of a trick
No - just trying to justify her existence.
What'll be more interesting is what happens when her 'boyfriend' Danny Cipriani moves to Australia (and hopefully gets his head kicked in and learns to play rugby properly - read this, Danny you fuckwit - NO MORE MISS-PASSES). I'm guessing that they'll finish their remaining contractual obligations together and a new boyfriend contract will be awarded - probably to a footballer so as to catch the current mood and all that.
Not that I'm complaining about scantily clad pictures of her of course, I'd run her through in a fucking heartbeat given the chance.
I fear the only work she can now get is the stripping- given that she has zero other abilities.
She really is in heavy rotation these days. Has she just got a big gas bill or something?
She really is in heavy rotation these days. Has she just got a big gas bill or something?
I fear the only work she can now get is the stripping- given that she has zero other abilities.
No - just trying to justify her existence.
What'll be more interesting is what happens when her 'boyfriend' Danny Cipriani moves to Australia (and hopefully gets his head kicked in and learns to play rugby properly - read this, Danny you fuckwit - NO MORE MISS-PASSES). I'm guessing that they'll finish their remaining contractual obligations together and a new boyfriend contract will be awarded - probably to a footballer so as to catch the current mood and all that.
Not that I'm complaining about scantily clad pictures of her of course, I'd run her through in a fucking heartbeat given the chance.
She may indeed be a one-trick pony... but she's a lovely looking pony, and it's one hell of a trick
Aw, isn't Danny Cipriani cute? He tries to look all manly and hard, and he's even grown a fluffy little beard....but he still looks like a cross little marmoset. You know, the ones with the tiny little faces.
...and that scrum-cap has just got to go!
Your a fly-half FFS! Man up or get off the pitch.
What a choice. Him or Johnny 'shitting mantis' Wilkinson or Toby Flood, another pretty boy...called Toby.... who probably uses hair gel and moisturises 18 times a day.
Oops sorry Fuckwit, I accidentally reported your comment and I meant to reply. Not that anyone probably ever checks anyway, given the amount of offensive bilge that we get from several trolls on here. Anyway, forgive me Fuckwit and Mr HM please ignore me...as per usual.
I know I say this every day but is HM consciously trying to go down the FHM/ Loaded route? 'Cos I really don't see the point of so many pictures of ladies in their undies, especially when I can just look in a mirror if I want to see 'that sort of thing'.
Rugby union players have achieved the impossible since going professional - turned into bigger cunts than footballers.
And to be perfectly fucking honest, I'm bored with Kelly fucking Brook now. She's like dogshit - on every fucking corner.
Can I have a look in your mirror ?
S'alright I s'pose... she ain't Miley Cyrus though.
Can we have some more shots of Miley on stage in Madrid, please?
Then I'll probably loose off some shots of my own, Thanx.
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