Oh Kelly Brook, queen of our hearts and princess of our trousers, why did you leave us for so long (about three weeks)? We've missed your hammy acting and scarcely covered groin. Hopefully your spiritual journey and vow not to take any clothes off for a while has been forgotten and we can once again see your magnificent taste in low cut tops and tight fitting skirts. 

Anyway, Kelly's returning from her short absence by showing up at every event possible, Tuesday night she was at the Cosmo Ultimate Woman etc etc Awards and last night she was at the launch of a phone that sounds like a transformer, the LG Optimus One (by the way LG, if you wanted to send one of those beautifully crafted, sleek, elegant handsets our way we would be more than happy to use it as our second phone, you know, the one you store porn and slutty girls' numbers on).

Again though, we have to return to her smile, which in some of the above pics actually makes her look like Cher from X Factor and in others like she's had quite a bit of surgical work done. We'll leave it up to you to decide.