Cougar town
Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:19 by HM writer

Kelly Brook was hard at work and deciding whether to wear the pink bikini or the blue one-piece, before finally picking the pink and cavorting across the beach 'unaware' of all those pesky paparazzi. And while Kelly kept her nose to that grindstone, she became twice the cougar as she flirted with a 16-year-old boy also on the beach and wearing questionable swimwear...

And the mystery boy, wearing a belt in his swimming trunks, is Sam Watson, the son of multi-millionaire Kiwi tycoon Eric, who has also been 'romantically linked' (i.e once bumped uglies) with Brook last year.

Kelly's PR team a source told The Sun:

"He [Sam] can't believe he is spending every day out with her - he's the envy of all his mates. But the reality is they're good friends and nothing more.

"She has met Sam before through his dad and they do get on very well, though obviously he is rather young."

Although the dad is fitter. And heterosexual...

Meanwhile, Kelly's agent, busy telling the model to wear the green bikini tomorrow, told us that she's on holiday with a large group of people and that Sam is a friend of the family...

Hopefully Kelly will return from the Caribbean just in time for the anticipated release of this...

 

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    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:02
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    kllonsmaloni Sat, 03/07/2010 - 05:26
  • She can't possibly be jumping that boy.... he's wearing a belt for gods sake.... with his swimmies.... I mean, come on?!?!?

    gecko Fri, 02/07/2010 - 15:53
  • Are bras that are too small a Good Thing, then?? I just don't get that. It would look so silly for a bloke to be doing a sexy pose in his pants that don't quite fit, so his willy's busting out of the sides... Literally one of the least erotic things you could ever see. Like when blokes just wear a tshirt and nothing on the bottom and they look like a toddler.

    littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 00:31
  • The simple answer is...I haven't gazed upon her much.

    angrykid Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:32
  • You never realised how curvy she was ?? holy fuck man what have you been looking at when you gaze upon her ?

    Ad infinitum

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:21
  • I never realised how curvy she was. I don't care if she's intelligent any more for some reason. Am I a bad person?

    angrykid Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:15
  • Heh, isn't that what we're all trying to do, Rev?

    I believe that cavorting with underage boys is all the rage' right now for the 'in the know' minor celeb 'lady' (see Kim Kardashian and 'Ickle' Justin Bieber)

    http://www.celebuzz.com/kim-kardashian-justin-bieber-have-s213561/

    Maybe being a 'Lady-Paedo' is the only way for these vapid bints to differentiate themselves from the crown of vapid bints.

    Expect to see Jordan, Katy Perry and Megan Fox fiddling with kids within the next week...

    huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 19:45
  • I hear MJ found God. I'm sure he is lurking around here 'in spirit'.

    huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:28
  • You know, unlike zombies, it's a good job that piranha don't eat human brains. With La Brook, they'd be lucky to have enough for a fucking Ritz cracker

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:11
  • Look at pic 9, he must be 8 feet tall.

    BonnyWill Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:57
  • Thank God.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:44
  • Where's MJwas/isakiddyfiddler when you need him? He knew a thing or two about such stuff. In answer my own question. Under the ground, under the ground. His demise still hits me hard whenever talk of celebrities and kiddies doing the dirty arrives on HM.

    Thing is, most 16 year old boys are utter stinking wretches who need not only a good bath and the realisation that Lynx is not going to cover up their stink in an Elizabethan style fashion but then they want you to dress up as a bloody avatar or something for them to get it up. Boring cunts.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:44
  • it's a murky old world

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:59
  • "Although the dad is fitter. And heteresexual..."

    Well done Mopsa, you've invented a new type of sexuality !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:30
  • "Although the dad is fitter. And heteresexual..."

    Well done Mopsa, you've invented a new type of sexuality !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:30
  • it's a murky old world

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:59
  • Where's MJwas/isakiddyfiddler when you need him? He knew a thing or two about such stuff. In answer my own question. Under the ground, under the ground. His demise still hits me hard whenever talk of celebrities and kiddies doing the dirty arrives on HM.

    Thing is, most 16 year old boys are utter stinking wretches who need not only a good bath and the realisation that Lynx is not going to cover up their stink in an Elizabethan style fashion but then they want you to dress up as a bloody avatar or something for them to get it up. Boring cunts.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:44
  • Thank God.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:44
  • Look at pic 9, he must be 8 feet tall.

    BonnyWill Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:57
  • You know, unlike zombies, it's a good job that piranha don't eat human brains. With La Brook, they'd be lucky to have enough for a fucking Ritz cracker

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:11
  • I hear MJ found God. I'm sure he is lurking around here 'in spirit'.

    huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:28
  • Heh, isn't that what we're all trying to do, Rev?

    I believe that cavorting with underage boys is all the rage' right now for the 'in the know' minor celeb 'lady' (see Kim Kardashian and 'Ickle' Justin Bieber)

    http://www.celebuzz.com/kim-kardashian-justin-bieber-have-s213561/

    Maybe being a 'Lady-Paedo' is the only way for these vapid bints to differentiate themselves from the crown of vapid bints.

    Expect to see Jordan, Katy Perry and Megan Fox fiddling with kids within the next week...

    huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 19:45
  • I never realised how curvy she was. I don't care if she's intelligent any more for some reason. Am I a bad person?

    angrykid Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:15
  • You never realised how curvy she was ?? holy fuck man what have you been looking at when you gaze upon her ?

    Ad infinitum

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:21
  • The simple answer is...I haven't gazed upon her much.

    angrykid Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:32
  • Are bras that are too small a Good Thing, then?? I just don't get that. It would look so silly for a bloke to be doing a sexy pose in his pants that don't quite fit, so his willy's busting out of the sides... Literally one of the least erotic things you could ever see. Like when blokes just wear a tshirt and nothing on the bottom and they look like a toddler.

    littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 00:31
  • She can't possibly be jumping that boy.... he's wearing a belt for gods sake.... with his swimmies.... I mean, come on?!?!?

    gecko Fri, 02/07/2010 - 15:53
  • wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,such a very nice and sexy and hot picture i like this picture .Thanks to see this picture in this site.

    force factor

    kllonsmaloni Sat, 03/07/2010 - 05:26
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:02
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    jhdyeu Tue, 20/07/2010 - 02:55

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