Kelly Brook's boyfriend in weird porn pictures

Thom and Max Evans share a close family moment - click for more!

Good Evans!

Fri, 18/03/2011 - 16:26 by

Ever since we found out that some pesk had gone and got Kelly Brook up the duff, we've been sitting here wondering just who this man is that has potentially ruined her forever. A trusty Wikipedia search led us to the discovery that the mysterious man in question is a Mr. Thom Evans - cousin of Chris, former Scotland rugby player and former member of forgotten and hideously named boyband, Twen2y4se7en. Then we dug a little deeper into our research, and uncovered his secret porn past...

Allow us to present to you, the father of Kelly Brook's unborn child posing bollock naked in a series of homoerotic pictures - with his brother!

We don't know about you, but the family photos with our brothers never looked anything like this.

Frankly, our minds are boggled. We've come across a lot of weird shit in our lives at HM, but nothing has ever left us quite as speechless as these pictures. The pics were taken for the "legendary" French rugby calendar 'Dieux du Stade' - Gods of the Stadium. And the fun doesn't stop there... we've found a video too!

At least we know Kelly and Tom have one thing in common: getting naked. How long until their double cover shoot?

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Comments

Okay we've had the gay angle. Now speaking as a mother of two sporty boys... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:48
2:18 That's all I could stomach.
stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:47
Now, as most people who read the drivel I write on here will know, I'm one of the gays.
I don't mind seeing 2 naked men and their todgers.
I don't really quite know what to make of this.
I think it's creepy in the extreme.
If bloke No2 is actually the brother, and not his bf.
There are moments when Thom is very much semi-hard (I've seen guys do this at the beach in Ibiza, apparently 1/4 viagra is the key).
And if he's getting it up for his brother, then unless he's from Norfolk or Arkensas, that's definitely NASTY.

And Kelly is having a kid with this guy?
Might want to rethink that one Kels.
BLEURGH!
whothehellamiagain Sat, 19/03/2011 - 20:33
I wonder if Chris ever joins in?
*pokes out his mind's eye*
allmouthandtrousers Fri, 18/03/2011 - 19:54
Thom, Thom? Can you say Sperm Donor? SP-ERM DONOR?

There he is, that's a good boy.
GretaBritain Fri, 18/03/2011 - 18:43
Liberace gay !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/03/2011 - 17:30

Liberace gay !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/03/2011 - 17:30
Thom, Thom? Can you say Sperm Donor? SP-ERM DONOR?

There he is, that's a good boy.
GretaBritain Fri, 18/03/2011 - 18:43
I wonder if Chris ever joins in?
*pokes out his mind's eye*
allmouthandtrousers Fri, 18/03/2011 - 19:54
Now, as most people who read the drivel I write on here will know, I'm one of the gays.
I don't mind seeing 2 naked men and their todgers.
I don't really quite know what to make of this.
I think it's creepy in the extreme.
If bloke No2 is actually the brother, and not his bf.
There are moments when Thom is very much semi-hard (I've seen guys do this at the beach in Ibiza, apparently 1/4 viagra is the key).
And if he's getting it up for his brother, then unless he's from Norfolk or Arkensas, that's definitely NASTY.

And Kelly is having a kid with this guy?
Might want to rethink that one Kels.
BLEURGH!
whothehellamiagain Sat, 19/03/2011 - 20:33
2:18 That's all I could stomach.
stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:47
Okay we've had the gay angle. Now speaking as a mother of two sporty boys... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:48