Does anyone remember her on The Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughan? Think as mince obv but actually she was really lovely. Having realised they can get whatever they want with very little effort, most people this good-looking are utter cunts by the time they're 16. Plus, in a time when most slebs who don't actually do anything, maintain fame by falling out of shitholes on a Saturday night, she behaves like a grown woman. So there, horseworm.

She's almost like a female version of Liz Hurley.

If a woman expresses an opinion she's 'up herself' Raging? Guess we've found the market for all that misogynistic shit that is porn. I suspect it's just as well you get off on women faking it.

*Oh most porn is terrible and unconvincing, it really is... *

Unconvincing? UNCONVINCING??!! This is porn, not fucking quantum mechanics.

You really are so far up yourself love. Wouldn't be so bad if you were actually funny.

I seeeee. My friend's ex once asked her to be a "bit more...porn...?" It struck me as a bit pathetic and weird.

I guess my problem with the porn industry right now is the trends for violence and rapey stuff. It just makes me feel really uncomfortable about what is going to be programmed as 'acceptable' in boys' minds.

(This just got a bit heavy.)

Tom Hardy is lovely looking but a bit young for my personal tastes.
Oh most porn is terrible and unconvincing, it really is, but I think that most people will glance at it from time to time, as much out of curiosity as out of lust. It is frequently quite compelling because it is so rubbish.
Agreed, not everyone does look at it but whenever men make a big show of claiming they don't I get really suspicious- like the ex Mr. Huxy (the one I stupidly nearly married) who claimed this was the case and yet knew a whole load of pointless and unappealing 'moves' which could only come from bad hetero porn films, given that no sane woman would ever ask a man to do any of them...

Dandy! I shall be waiting with the rolling pin tonight...this time, no lube!

And I would second that too.

Not been funny or nuffin, but I fear you're right

If the Nobel Institute gave out the Arse Prize, then she would win it

I don't think there is a proofreader...

My latest Google: Tom Hardy from Inception. Bladdy phwoar.

And actually, I don't think Mr Tesco does look at much porn. He says he kind of grew out of that whole thing when he was a teenager, and now prefers actual nakedness teamed with actual shagging, which I think we will all agree is better than watching luridly-coloured footage* of some dead-eyed, fake-titted tart being 'pounded' by an inevitably hideous bloke.

Who knows, maybe I'm just old fashioned...

*if porn is a multi billion dollar industry, why is 95% of porn so badly produced?

I will second that amen, Slug.

I've said it beofre and I'll say it again; Ms Brook might not be capable of delivering a Shakespearean soliloquy or winning a Nobel prize, but that doesn't matter: she's not trying to do either of these things.

She knows her place, she knows that she is basically a good face and body combo, and she trades off this whilst also coming off as actually quite a sweet girl. Rather her, than a thousand fame-whores with delusions of grandeur and attention-seeking antics.

(Plus, at 30, she looks better than pretty much all girls my age, so, you know, good on her.)

what clooneys gay?

Who is Kelly Brooks? Your proofreader can't proofread.

I can't say I'd mind if a gentleman friend googled Ms Brook- it is, after all, natural for a man to look at pictures of attractive women.

I have been known to google then admire pictures of Jon Hamm/Clive Owen/ George Clooney (yes I know he's gay...) etc

I'd be more concerned if a chap wasn't doing this- I'd wonder what he was hiding....just as I am always a bit concerned when men claim NOT to look at porn...

Just remember if you Google image her, to delete the search memory before the missus gets on the computer.

Amen