She's like a shorter, fatter Agnys Deyn

Twins make me feel slightly sick at the best of times, but those two are somehow ten times worse than usual. I think it's because they look a bit like Thunderbirds puppets.
The less said about Team Cheekaboo the better as well. Why does Kelly Osbourne always look like the kind of person who needs a bib when eating (which is always)?

Invasion of Albino Alert.

once they were stricly the preserve of the "hard nut", but it's good to see finger tattoos making a comeback on those whom, in days past, would not necessarily have qualified.

Here's a rule (should've posted it in 'Rules' but what the hell).

If it's wearing a jacket and tie it does not make good music. The jacket and the tie have no place in rock 'n roll.

She couldn't look more gormless if she was covered from head to toe in her own excrement.