Campbell's soup
Sat, 13/02/2010 - 13:08 by Harry Bow

All that slippery soup slopping out on the runway caused a bit of a safety hazard in New York last night. Yep, it was only day two of Fashion Week but we already have a MODEL DOWN!

As if sharing a catwalk with Chris Brown and Naomi Campbell wasn't risky enough business, Agyness Deyn had to do it in novelty stilts. What an incredible pity that the resulting roadkill was cleared away before the other models caused a pile-up (although we certainly didn't want to see what was under Alan Cumming's kilt)...

This little comedy skit (with Kelly Osbourne pretending to be a model as the punch line) was organised by Campbell for Haiti (as if the people hadn't suffered enough), so obviously not a catwalk show about clothes and stuff (are they ever?), but there are still things we can learn about the upcoming trends from the event... Seven-inch heels should be paired with knee-pads; bingo-wings are back in style; and Chris Brown is still most definitely out.

  • I wonder how many wigs Kelly has. I read something about it in a fashion magazine quite recently. But she can't compete with Lady Gaga of course who is the expert in wigs:))

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 17:58
  • jimmy choo and gucci hermes handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:47
  • kelly osbourne doing fashion. that is absolutely fucking hilarious.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 10:57
  • kelly osbourne doing fashion. that is absolutely fucking hilarious.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 10:57
  • jimmy choo and gucci hermes handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:47
  • I wonder how many wigs Kelly has. I read something about it in a fashion magazine quite recently. But she can't compete with Lady Gaga of course who is the expert in wigs:))

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 17:58

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