Ozzy circa 1982
Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:31 by HM writer
No this isn't a picture of Ozzy Osbourne from the 80s and taken on the last night of his two-week bender dressed in Sharon's clothes, it's daughter Kelly leaving Whisky Mist last night with fiance Luke Worrall...

According to reports, Kelly Osbourne has signed up for her very own MTV reality TV show and agreed to allow cameras to follow her day-to-day life and the build up to her wedding to fiance Luke Worrall.
A source said:

Kelly is TV gold. We've been wanting to do something with her for ages. MTV viewers know her well from her time on The Osbournes with the rest of her family so we know they'll tune in in droves.

She's young, smart and knows how to party. And obviously we're hoping the rest of her madcap family will get involved with the programme.

Kelly's show would replace Kerry Katona's, What's Your Problem?, since her show has been scrapped following poor ratings.
All in all, not a good week for Kerry, but at least she has the comfort of husband Mark Croft. Oh...

  • My response exactly, but someone at HM towers obviously has some lurve for the fat Osbourne, so careful, this comment like mine could be living on borrowed time

    Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:10
  • Tv cunting gold ????????????????????????

    the flange Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:55
  • Is it gonna be called "Meet The Chicaboos"? If not I'm not watching.

    mynicehat Thu, 13/08/2009 - 12:29
  • no

    stella ah trois Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:49
  • please

    Please

    PLEASE FUCK OFF

    unclebullshit Thu, 13/08/2009 - 09:27
  • she looks like a slightly larger peaches geldoff. Seriously the osbourns was enough she was bloody boring and kept whining in it and moped around all the time, all the while living it up in Hollywood. She is totally overated and all I can think of when imagining it is her whining talking in a fake british/American accent whining about how everyone except her are cunts when she is the cunt!

    dancingworm Thu, 13/08/2009 - 05:17
  • Chin chin.

    Chin up.

    Chin Chinnery (sic)

    Chin dig (sic)

    What genetic mutation lead to that chin? It should be studied. Under controlled conditions, mind.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 17:55
  • Chin chin.

    Chin up.

    Chin Chinnery (sic)

    Chin dig (sic)

    What genetic mutation lead to that chin? It should be studied. Under controlled conditions, mind.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 17:55
  • she looks like a slightly larger peaches geldoff. Seriously the osbourns was enough she was bloody boring and kept whining in it and moped around all the time, all the while living it up in Hollywood. She is totally overated and all I can think of when imagining it is her whining talking in a fake british/American accent whining about how everyone except her are cunts when she is the cunt!

    dancingworm Thu, 13/08/2009 - 05:17
  • please

    Please

    PLEASE FUCK OFF

    unclebullshit Thu, 13/08/2009 - 09:27
  • no

    stella ah trois Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:49
  • Is it gonna be called "Meet The Chicaboos"? If not I'm not watching.

    mynicehat Thu, 13/08/2009 - 12:29
  • Tv cunting gold ????????????????????????

    the flange Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:55
  • My response exactly, but someone at HM towers obviously has some lurve for the fat Osbourne, so careful, this comment like mine could be living on borrowed time

    Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:10

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