We're going to Miami...zzzzzzzz
Sat, 12/12/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer

Other than Tiger Woods's alleged orgies with up to 15 women a night, there's not much news around today. So here's Kelly Osbourne and her sullen face, enjoying a well-deserved break after 'Dancing With The Stars' and wearing a silly sun hat to block out the shade in Miami… *Starts the day with a double gin and tonic*

We'll admit that the real reason for this, is to link back to that (still hilarious).

And because we've only just come across pictures of her fiance Luke Worral, doing an 'Alex Reid' (no, not that) but dressing like this.

Phwoar!!! Oh, hang on...

 

  • Let's face it she could probably play as the whole front row for Saracens and if she needs advice about being a hooker well she could always speak to her Ma.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:34
  • Not that she's really lost any weight - at most a couple of pounds. I wouldn't shag it even with yours.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:58
  • Relatively speaking, of course, MJ! She needn't give up her hopes of being a prop for Saracens just yet. No matter how much weight she loses she'll still have those vile legs and the Bo Selecta chin.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:56
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    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:07
  • Bulks up again ? has she "bulked-down" then ? can't say as I noticed

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:07
  • The tick tock of the weight gain clock is deafening...only a matter of time before before she bulks up again.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:03
  • She really is a fucking moon faced looking spastic

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 11:04
  • You fucking pig, minger.

    BonnyWill Sun, 13/12/2009 - 12:33
  • You fucking pig, minger.

    BonnyWill Sun, 13/12/2009 - 12:33
  • She really is a fucking moon faced looking spastic

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 11:04
  • The tick tock of the weight gain clock is deafening...only a matter of time before before she bulks up again.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:03
  • Bulks up again ? has she "bulked-down" then ? can't say as I noticed

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:07
  • .

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:07
  • Relatively speaking, of course, MJ! She needn't give up her hopes of being a prop for Saracens just yet. No matter how much weight she loses she'll still have those vile legs and the Bo Selecta chin.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:56
  • Not that she's really lost any weight - at most a couple of pounds. I wouldn't shag it even with yours.

    freethepaedos Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:58
  • Let's face it she could probably play as the whole front row for Saracens and if she needs advice about being a hooker well she could always speak to her Ma.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:34

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