I won't survive
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 15:07 by Harry Bow

Kelly Osbourne's little jig to Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive might have won her the best Alex Reid impersonation of the week, but it was Donny Osmond who was crowned the Dancing with the Stars winner last night...

Managing to make Natalie Cassidy look like Darcey Bussell, Kelly Osbourne took to the dance floor for the Dancing with the Stars finale last night. Having claimed at the start of the series that she has no rhythm, what she has mostly shown us is that she's honest (check out the 1.21 minute mark).

 

After being told she'd landed third place behind Donny and singer Mya, Kelly tweeted: 

 “I had so much fun thank you for allowing me to turn into a lady I could not have done this with out you!”

Hang on, or was that what Alex Reid?

 

Anyway, at least she doesn't look as foolish as THIS.


UK viewers can watch the final of Dancing With The Stars exclusively on Watch, this Friday (November 27th) at 9pm

  • Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Glad she's fallen flat on her arse. The big old moon pig sweaty lip buffoon.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:16
  • Cake

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 18:04
  • No it's cardigans for me....tank tops are gay

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:39
  • WHAT ABOUT TANK TOPS???

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:27
  • Can we see more cardy pics, especially with a nice cravat, 70's swoon-ability ahoy!!

    malachysdad Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:25
  • Genes.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:13
  • What. The. Fuck is wrong with its face?

    BonnyWill Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:10
  • WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PHOTO OF JIM? It's from our private selection of 70's fash snaps.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:09
  • I like cardigans

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:53
  • What galls me is that this sack of spuds gets work in fashion circles (Project Catwalk being the only one I can remember right now) despite dressing like a retard on a New Look trolley dash. Even my friend Jim, who insists on wearing cardigans, is more stylish than this moomin. I fucking despair, I do.

    What next, Peaches Geldork as a serious journalist...

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:14
  • Back to the day job then - prop forward for Saracens

    jiggerycock Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:03
  • Back to the day job then - prop forward for Saracens

    jiggerycock Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:03
  • What galls me is that this sack of spuds gets work in fashion circles (Project Catwalk being the only one I can remember right now) despite dressing like a retard on a New Look trolley dash. Even my friend Jim, who insists on wearing cardigans, is more stylish than this moomin. I fucking despair, I do.

    What next, Peaches Geldork as a serious journalist...

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:14
  • I like cardigans

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 16:53
  • WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PHOTO OF JIM? It's from our private selection of 70's fash snaps.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:09
  • What. The. Fuck is wrong with its face?

    BonnyWill Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:10
  • Genes.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:13
  • Can we see more cardy pics, especially with a nice cravat, 70's swoon-ability ahoy!!

    malachysdad Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:25
  • WHAT ABOUT TANK TOPS???

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:27
  • No it's cardigans for me....tank tops are gay

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 17:39
  • Cake

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 18:04
  • Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Glad she's fallen flat on her arse. The big old moon pig sweaty lip buffoon.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:16

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