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Fri, 25/03/2011 - 13:51 by Harry Bow

Following Taylor Momsen's sacking after she described the brand as the sort of things that high class prostitutes would wear, Kelly Osbourne was made the large face of Madonna's Material Girl teen fashion line. Bit odd since she's 26-years-old, ho hum - here she is in Los Angeles at the west coast launch anyway..

Oh Kelly, we'll never let you forget...

That's all that needs to be said.

 

Back to the subject of Momsen, though, she's just been moaning about the fact that the media are only interested in the fact that she looks like a low-class prozzie and not her music, telling PopEater:

"[My demeanour] does take over my music but that's also tabloids. That's their response to who I am."

"I don't have control over what people are going to write and it's always going to be part of it. But fashion, music... it all comes together. Tabloids are going to focus on my shoes and not my music, that's just what they do."

Yes, that's because your music is shit (one assumes) and your shoes look like this...

 

 

 

 

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    Backatcha Fannybatter

    Not to you, Doc. To these bloody cheapskate advertising spammers.
    Thanks for the ointment btw, the rash is clearing up lovely x

    GretaBritain Sun, 27/03/2011 - 02:36
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    stella ah trois Sat, 26/03/2011 - 09:47
  • Taylor might be a coathanger top to toe, but Kelly's got one sideways in her gob...

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:14
  • My best friend is mourning the death of her dog. This was the first thing to make her laugh in days. She proceeded to print out the upside down eye make-up photo and put it in her happy place in the shed.

    TheDoctorIsIn Fri, 25/03/2011 - 20:20
  • Ha ! with all this venom directed at Kelly old Taylor Momsen hasn't even got a look in.....the dirty little coathanger-framed skank-witch

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:09
  • The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 17:33
  • Kelly Osbourne must be the only person ever to have cellulite in their face. She's like a human luncheon meat.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 25/03/2011 - 16:43
  • Almost wet myself

    fuckwit Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:27
  • In the main pic, Kelly looks like Jennifer Coolidge. Despite being awesome and having the word 'cool' in her name, Jennifer Coolidge is NOT someone you want to look like when you're 26 and on a mad diet where you can't eat cake or steak.

    I love Jennifer Coolidge and all, but if I woke up and I looked like her, at my age, I'd be pissed off and would probably cry/kill someone.

    tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:19
  • That second pic:

    tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:18
  • May I? Why thank you, you're very polite. Ahem.....
    "what a MASSIVE FUCKIN' HEAD"

    and some truly delightful pics to remind us all:


    bojangles Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:22
  • May I? Why thank you, you're very polite. Ahem.....
    "what a MASSIVE FUCKIN' HEAD"

    and some truly delightful pics to remind us all:


    bojangles Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:22
  • That second pic:

    tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:18
  • In the main pic, Kelly looks like Jennifer Coolidge. Despite being awesome and having the word 'cool' in her name, Jennifer Coolidge is NOT someone you want to look like when you're 26 and on a mad diet where you can't eat cake or steak.

    I love Jennifer Coolidge and all, but if I woke up and I looked like her, at my age, I'd be pissed off and would probably cry/kill someone.

    tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:19
  • Almost wet myself

    fuckwit Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:27
  • Kelly Osbourne must be the only person ever to have cellulite in their face. She's like a human luncheon meat.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 25/03/2011 - 16:43
  • The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 17:33
  • Ha ! with all this venom directed at Kelly old Taylor Momsen hasn't even got a look in.....the dirty little coathanger-framed skank-witch

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:09
  • My best friend is mourning the death of her dog. This was the first thing to make her laugh in days. She proceeded to print out the upside down eye make-up photo and put it in her happy place in the shed.

    TheDoctorIsIn Fri, 25/03/2011 - 20:20
  • Taylor might be a coathanger top to toe, but Kelly's got one sideways in her gob...

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:14
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    stella ah trois Sat, 26/03/2011 - 09:47
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    ........('(...′...′....ˉ~ /')
    .........\.................'../
    ..........\................../
    ............\..............(
    ..............\.............\..

    Backatcha Fannybatter

    Not to you, Doc. To these bloody cheapskate advertising spammers.
    Thanks for the ointment btw, the rash is clearing up lovely x

    GretaBritain Sun, 27/03/2011 - 02:36

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