Kelly O No!
Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:41 by HM writer

WOAH and sweet Jesus, no. Some people in the HMHQ have just admitted that these pictures of Kelly Osbourne that she posted on Twitter last night have left them feeling moderately aroused...

Kelly, whose slim new figure is mainly down to not having a job and going to the gym a lot instead, appeared alongside original Pussycat Dolls Carmen Electra and Mya in LA's Viper Room last night.

Before her performance, she told a journalist to write wrote in her Closer magazine column:

"It’s going to be me, Carmen Electra, Mya and some of the other Dolls singing and dancing. I’m doing a song called 13 Men as well as Big Spender.

"It’s the first time I’ve really danced since filming Dancing with the Stars*, but it’s so different.

"This isn’t stiff ballroom - it’s slinky and sexy!"

And we're ever so frightened, as we slightly agree...

Still, all that sexiness is slowly shattered when we remember this!Kelly Osbourne

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FYI she came third...

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    My Eyes, My Eyes...

    Ahhhh, That's better.

    Normal Service Has Been Resumed.

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    kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 11:00
  • "Kelly, whose slim new figure is mainly down to not having a job and going to the gym a lot instead"

    Aye, that and a diet consisting solely of cocaine and amphetamines. Effective though, it has to be said.

    nepenthe Fri, 03/09/2010 - 09:58
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    wolanlw Fri, 03/09/2010 - 02:49
  • No. Just, no.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:22
  • Dear Kelly

    You can go to the gym as much as you like, and well done for trying to live a fit and healthy lifestyle and all that, but no amount of treadmill is ever going to make up for the fact that your head is 3 times larger than any normal head.

    Love Tescopop

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:18
  • better than usual, just shame she has a jaw like david coulthard.

    actually, not at all a shame

    goldrat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 12:15
  • Six pounds of shit in a three pound bag

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:16
  • Bloody Hell was she on it ? I mean usually these low-level bottom feeding slebs make a real song & dance (badum-tish) about being on that kind of show but I was not even aware she'd featured......pious little cunt that she is.

    And as for the pics, well you can take a giant turd, pop it in a multi seed sub roll, smother it in mustard-mayo, relish, fresh onions & salad but there is still no way I'm going to take a bite out of the motherfucker.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:14
  • Where did she come in Dancing with the Stars? Can't say I heard

    Raging Hardon Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:00
  • I feel funny

    Tim Chipping Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:43
  • I feel funny

    Tim Chipping Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:43
  • Where did she come in Dancing with the Stars? Can't say I heard

    Raging Hardon Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:00
  • Bloody Hell was she on it ? I mean usually these low-level bottom feeding slebs make a real song & dance (badum-tish) about being on that kind of show but I was not even aware she'd featured......pious little cunt that she is.

    And as for the pics, well you can take a giant turd, pop it in a multi seed sub roll, smother it in mustard-mayo, relish, fresh onions & salad but there is still no way I'm going to take a bite out of the motherfucker.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:14
  • Six pounds of shit in a three pound bag

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:16
  • better than usual, just shame she has a jaw like david coulthard.

    actually, not at all a shame

    goldrat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 12:15
  • Dear Kelly

    You can go to the gym as much as you like, and well done for trying to live a fit and healthy lifestyle and all that, but no amount of treadmill is ever going to make up for the fact that your head is 3 times larger than any normal head.

    Love Tescopop

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:18
  • No. Just, no.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:22
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    wolanlw Fri, 03/09/2010 - 02:49
  • "Kelly, whose slim new figure is mainly down to not having a job and going to the gym a lot instead"

    Aye, that and a diet consisting solely of cocaine and amphetamines. Effective though, it has to be said.

    nepenthe Fri, 03/09/2010 - 09:58
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    kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 11:00
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    My Eyes, My Eyes...

    Ahhhh, That's better.

    Normal Service Has Been Resumed.

    ken tate Mon, 06/09/2010 - 01:26

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