Kelly Osbourne is tired of people doing what she does, instead of doing what she says. Didn't they see her on Dancing With The Stars? She came second! What more does she need to do to prove that she's changed, and isn't on celebrity snow anymore? Life is so unfair.

In a recent attempt to reach the kids, Kelly O has had to tell them again not to do drugs, because the little bastards simply have no respect. Why don't they understand that she doesn't do them anymore, she's a professional actress now.

Of course, she's been a lot quieter on the issue of nepotism, which she's had equally large doses of, but still, it's probably on the way any moment now. She's not a hypocrite or anything, she came second on Dancing With The Stars for Christ's sake.

All this stems from reports that she recently fell off the wagon, along with her metabolically challenged brother, and she's worried this might affect people's opinion of her. Which is a serious concern now she's been on Dancing With The Stars. She came second! Why can't people respect her for that and stop judging her?

Oh, I remember now, it's because her entire family made vast amounts of money filming their father's rapidly spiralling drug habit and then put it on TV as a reality show.