Quote of The Day
Wed, 26/01/2011 - 16:15 by HM writer

Kelly Osbourne is still banging on about her cheating ex-boyfriend Luke Worrall and has now reportedly told the pre-op transsexual Elle Schneider, who alleged to having an affair with him, that Worrall cheated on her "around six times" (is that all?), while Schiender has really dug the knife in by adding he wasn't fussy about where he put it...

Schneider originally claimed that Luke approached her at a night club in New York before they got down to the nitty gritty, and is now insisting that she and Osbourne are good friends, saying:

"Kelly told me he'd cheated on her about six different times. he was very, very, very upset. She was heartbroken to be deceived by him again, because he'd done it so many times in the past."

Kelly alleged that Worrall shagged "100's of girls as we as men behind my back" (or just one girl who used to be a boy 100 times?) but Schneider's put the final nail in the coffin by adding:

"I think he likes to put his willy into any hole that he can."

You can say that again.

 

And in which case, one of them might be up for it...

  • while Schiender has really dug the knife in by adding he wasn't fussy about where he put it...

    And that is no surprise all considered...

    stella ah trois Wed, 26/01/2011 - 20:26
  • Loving the Freudian slip, and I quote, "he was very very very upset". I bet he was. Any man who can willingly 'hole' the Bluto-alike Kelly Osborne is bound to end up upset.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 26/01/2011 - 17:31
  • Loving the Freudian slip, and I quote, "he was very very very upset". I bet he was. Any man who can willingly 'hole' the Bluto-alike Kelly Osborne is bound to end up upset.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 26/01/2011 - 17:31
  • while Schiender has really dug the knife in by adding he wasn't fussy about where he put it...

    And that is no surprise all considered...

    stella ah trois Wed, 26/01/2011 - 20:26

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