Kerrang! Awards: Alice Cooper, Biffy Clyro and other hairy men awarded for rocking out

21Def Leppard and their nine arms at The Kerrang AwardsJack Osborne having returned to stupid haircut phaseadvertBiffy Clyro (or possibly vagrants) at The Kerrang AwardsJustin Hawkins - the laughing, but dying inside CavalierCorey Taylor and Scott Ian with a ridiculous chin wigOne of Enter Shikari came dressed as Just WilliamadvertBenji Webbe of Skindred or possibly T-Pain at The Kerrang AwardsBlack Veil Brides who spent far too much time on their make-upRob Zombie trying to disguise himself as a hairball in a hatBring Me The Horizon, who couldn't stay out late as it was a school nightadvertAll Time Low at The Kerrang AwardsYou Me At Six at The Kerrang AwardsJonathan Davis of Korn at The Kerrang AwardsAsking Alexandra at The Kerrang AwardsadvertAlice Cooper at The Kerrang Awards30 Seconds To Mars at The Kerrang AwardsOctane OK at The Kerrang AwardsBullet For My Valentine at The Kerrang AwardsadvertD.R.U.G.S. at The Kerrang AwardsPuddle of Mudd at The Kerrang Awards

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Rock out with your (Relentless Energy Drink sponsored) cock out
Fri, 10/06/2011 - 12:28 by Mr. HM

The Kerrang Awards 2011, when sorry - the Kerrang Awards 2011 FUELLED BY RELENTLESS ENERGY DRINK took place in London last night and if you're a fan of Jared Leto (Tiny eyes, big dreams) then congrats - 30 seconds to Mars won a shitload.

We'll level with you, we've only heard of a handful of these bands (we're quite old and my knees are about to go at any minute), but i'm overawed by some of these band names. Up yer arses LMFAO - I want Black Veil Brides on my tshirt and I'm scribbling 'There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It. There Is A Heaven, Let's Keep It A Secret' all OVER my school rucksack, just under the CND symbol that I thought was a Mercedes Benz badge.

 

Well done to Biffy Clyro though - fucking GREAT band.

(ps - check the pics out - amazing. Next year, could they get Tresemmé to sponsor it and stick some deep conditioning treatments in the goody bags?)

 

KERRANG AWARDS 2011 FULL WINNERS LIST

 

Best British Newcomer: Asking Alexandria

Best International Newcomer: Black Veil Brides

Best Single: 30 Seconds to Mars 'Hurricane'

Best Video: My Chemical Romance 'Na Na Na'

Best Live: All Time Low

Best Album: Bring Me the Horizon 'There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It. There Is A Heaven, Let's Keep It A Secret'

Best British Band: You Me at Six

Best International Band: 30 Seconds to Mars

The Devotion Award: Skindred

The Kerrang! Legend: Ozzy Osbourne

The Kerrang! Icon: Alice Cooper

The Kerrang! Classic songwriter: Biffy Clyro

The Kerrang! Inspiration award: Def Leppard

The Kerrang! Hall of fame award: Korn

 

Alice Cooper Pictures, Alice Cooper, Biffy Clyro, Jack Osbourne, Justin Hawkins

Comments

  • Isn't the Kerrang legend/icon award ALWAYS given to either Ozzy or Alice Cooper?

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sat, 11/06/2011 - 14:02

  • Just looked again.
    Yup, still funny.

    GretaBritain Fri, 10/06/2011 - 15:52

  • Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahah! Second last pic:

    Whoo! That's cheered me up no end.

    GretaBritain Fri, 10/06/2011 - 15:52

  • Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahah! Second last pic:

    Whoo! That's cheered me up no end.

    GretaBritain Fri, 10/06/2011 - 15:52

  • Just looked again.
    Yup, still funny.

    GretaBritain Fri, 10/06/2011 - 15:52

  • Isn't the Kerrang legend/icon award ALWAYS given to either Ozzy or Alice Cooper?

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sat, 11/06/2011 - 14:02

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