Ah Kerry Katona and her ongoing war with drugs. She's like the Bush administration, but with even less idea what she's doing and who the bad guys are. Daringly political eh?

Anyway, in her very own 'celebrity x reveals all' reality TV show, Kerry confesses to massive drug use and blames her ex-husband for not stopping her, as opposed to blaming herself for not stopping her, which would seem to be a more rational explantation.

'I feel so ashamed and embarrassed because I've lost four years with the kids, spending time with them. 'I wish I could've done something about it sooner, but when you're in love and you want that family unit, it's just really hard.'

 

I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, 'Kerry, stop, that's enough,' but he didn't.

 

'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'

 

'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. 'The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.

Surely that means they have to take back both of those Mum of the Year awards, or perhaps the criteria are a little looser than we first expected. Either way it's good news for Courtney Love, who's been ticking those good parenting boxes since before Kerry was in prawn rings and southern fried nuggets.