If these scenes were taken from the filming of a two hour movie, you could probably understand, but let's not forget that this is all for approximately 20-30 seconds of footage. There are no monologues, nothing to say that isn't more than a paragraph.
She's so "lively' throughout the filming of these it's quite clear she's been on the coke. And the Fanta, and anything else full of sugar that may react against her bi-polar medicine.
My favourite bit, apart from where she goes for cheap laughs by mouthing swear words in front of the children, is the look on the dude's face standing next to her as she fucks up time and time again by not being able to say something like "Prawn rings 50p or free with a Chicken Tikka Lasagne".
Not only is his acting career struggling so much he has to do Iceland adverts, but the poor fucker has to suffer the indignity of standing next to a steaming lump of turd being paid £250,000 a year to gurn her way through something an eye in a jar of jelly could do in it's sleep.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Mark Croft continues his transformation into a stubbly ballsack, admits being greedy
Mark Croft sells story to the NOTW, hates Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona issues a stark warning to the next Mark Croft
Kerry Katona gets a load of cash from bank, calls Mark a knob
Kerry Katona splits from Mark Croft, makes money
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (20)
the only funny thing about this video is the woman at 3 min 39.
Worth every penny.
Is it weird that it sort of made me like her? I mean, if she wasn't so screwed up, she would have been pretty good on TV. Pity.
i quite want to have intercourse with her on this because she has been done up for the adverts,but if i was the bloke she slapped i would give her one allmighty cunt punt....
christ, she properly twats him one.
What a desperately sad indictment of what a total cunthole this country has become when a pointless, talentless cunt like this fat bitch gets paid more than £5 an hour. She should be cleaning toilets, and even that would be too fucking good for her.
God she is such a pikey. I had to abandon watching that after 25 seconds.
Her tits are massive.
...and pneumatic.
Coked up out of her fat little brain.
I really pity the poor little kids who had to put up with that fucking slag giving it the attention seeking bit all day, they were a picture of dignity by the looks of things.