Kerry Katona and Mark Croft make a rare appearance, at a kebab shop

Kerry Katona and Mark Croft go for a kebab in Manchester

Badly packed kebab for sir?

Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:13 by Mr. HM

The Nolan Sister's after show party was clearly the hottest ticket in town last night - even Kerry Katona turned up (along with her shaved testicle of a husband).

The pair popped into a kebab shop on the way home and actually, WEIRDLY, looked tanned, healthy and happy - which is weird considering her insides must look like a pub's slop bucket and his brain is like a baby trying to read 'A Brief History Of Time' in Mandarin. He still looks like he would skin his grandma to make a coat though.

Seemingly, Mark is also one of the only people in the world to prefer Pepsi over it's nearest rival - either that or Kerry is absolutely 100% off the coke! Eh! Eh!

I'm here all week.

*sips water*

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona

Comments

I still would
angelomysteriso Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:56
yup...preferably head first into a roasting hot geyser
spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:33
Should have gone to Iceland............NO! SHOULD HAVE!
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:18
This man always seems like he is wearing new clothes, when will he realise that you can't polish a turd.
scone Thu, 15/10/2009 - 09:59
It's probably a regular occurrence that that bald cunt gets his mush around her kebab *projectile vomits*
Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 20:00
"No Kerry, I'll get the kebabs. It is my turn after all - you bought the last Porsche . . ."
Stramash Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:54
Eh?
tescopop Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:36
no, but Kerry's such a regular there she's been given a line of credit
BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:08
You weren't kidding when you said you were posh were you..
bobdobs Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:07
"Quick, quick - the kebab is making a run for it!"
jiggerycock Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:57
I'll just take your word for it that a Pepsi pops up in one of those pictures, because there's no way I'm sifting through 13 snaps of these two in a kebab shop.
mynicehat Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:30
Oh for fuck's sake, this place is literally a stone's throw from my place. Opportunity missed.
tescopop Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:21
do they get those kebabs for free?
unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:06
Croft should be the other side of the counter, in the role of the one that they only ever trust to put sauce on things and wrap stuff up. Strictly banned from ladyshaving the elephant leg.
kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:40

Croft should be the other side of the counter, in the role of the one that they only ever trust to put sauce on things and wrap stuff up. Strictly banned from ladyshaving the elephant leg.
kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:40
do they get those kebabs for free?
unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:06
Oh for fuck's sake, this place is literally a stone's throw from my place. Opportunity missed.
tescopop Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:21
I'll just take your word for it that a Pepsi pops up in one of those pictures, because there's no way I'm sifting through 13 snaps of these two in a kebab shop.
mynicehat Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:30
"Quick, quick - the kebab is making a run for it!"
jiggerycock Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:57
You weren't kidding when you said you were posh were you..
bobdobs Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:07
no, but Kerry's such a regular there she's been given a line of credit
BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:08
Eh?
tescopop Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:36
"No Kerry, I'll get the kebabs. It is my turn after all - you bought the last Porsche . . ."
Stramash Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:54
It's probably a regular occurrence that that bald cunt gets his mush around her kebab *projectile vomits*
Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 20:00
This man always seems like he is wearing new clothes, when will he realise that you can't polish a turd.
scone Thu, 15/10/2009 - 09:59
Should have gone to Iceland............NO! SHOULD HAVE!
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:18
yup...preferably head first into a roasting hot geyser
spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:33
I still would
angelomysteriso Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:56