Kerry Katona angry that ex-husband says £5000 rent a month is bad idea during bankruptcy

First vegetable to touch those lips for 15 years. Other than deep fried.

She's working her ass off

Wed, 16/02/2011 - 13:00 by John Hill

When you're on the reality TV trail, is it important that the general public don't think you're a useless, stupid wastrel (well, more so than you appear to be on your programme anyway)? Surely any character flaw just makes the show more exciting to watch, relatively speaking. We only ask because we just can't figure out why these low-grade couples keep using the media as a medium for their domestic sniping.

Katie Price recently did it in the most appalling way possible with Alex Reid, and it seems like Kerry and her pugnaciously stupid ex-husband have decided to rekindle their shit-flinging match now as well. Wonderful.

Last week, Mark Croft rightly asked why Kerry was moving into a £5,500 a month house when she was bankrupt. Honestly, we wanted to abuse the parasitic cretin, but he had a point. Exactly what is keeping Kerry and her Katoni running? It might not be one of those 'can anything survive in deep space' type of questions, but Kerry explains it anyway (via Now):

Mark Croft has criticised me for moving into a different house when I'm bankrupt, but I expect it from that man,'

'My old house was only temporary, but this one is for good.

'It's secure, more private and has nowhere near as much land, and I haven't got paparazzi outside my front door constantly.

'I've got four children and there are 7 of us living in the house.

'It is really close to the kids' school too, so it's perfect for us.'

'I don't think it's anyone else's business where I live,'

'Yes, I might be bankrupt, but people don't understand how bankruptcy works.

'I work my ass off and I still get paid a certain amount of money each month.'

Blah blah blah. Come on Mark, your turn. Tell us how she used to snort coke off her children's heads or how she drank so much one Christmas she passed out half way up the chimney and had to be cut out.

Anyway, Paris and Kerry all in one day? We're spoiling you (no, seriously, we're actually damaging your brain). We just need a story about the Lohan now. Pretty sure there'll be one along shortly.

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Comments

Utopian, Rev.
tescopop Thu, 17/02/2011 - 12:42
I shouldn't worry too much, with the amount of secondhand smoke, floating cocaine particles and iceland food that these kids have consumed in their formative years plus having that ugly ballsack Mark Croft and of course Kezza herself as "role models" I'll be surprised if by the time they reach 18 they're not living in the garden, crapping into their hands and throwing it at each other
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/02/2011 - 10:53
Do us all a favour, Kez, and just piss off to some remote island (and take that bloody Jordan with you).
vigilante Thu, 17/02/2011 - 10:45
I find the fact that these two have bred to be disturbing beyond words. When those kids grow up we will wistfully long for the old days of Price and Jack Tweed *shudder*
mynerva Wed, 16/02/2011 - 22:28
She "works her ass" off does she? Good to see the pimp at least is giving her a decent cut. And so what if her crotch is wedged with "cottage cheese"? It's gotta be werf it for the 'ouse innit?
PuddyTwat Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:55
I've just envoked an old voodoo tradition and fired an empty revolver at Katonas picture 6 times each time uttering the curse "die and lose your soul", later I'll be butchering a chicken and offering it to Baron Samedi....fingers crossed this will get her to move out of my beloved Surrey and set up home in purgatory
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:14

I've just envoked an old voodoo tradition and fired an empty revolver at Katonas picture 6 times each time uttering the curse "die and lose your soul", later I'll be butchering a chicken and offering it to Baron Samedi....fingers crossed this will get her to move out of my beloved Surrey and set up home in purgatory
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:14
She "works her ass" off does she? Good to see the pimp at least is giving her a decent cut. And so what if her crotch is wedged with "cottage cheese"? It's gotta be werf it for the 'ouse innit?
PuddyTwat Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:55
I find the fact that these two have bred to be disturbing beyond words. When those kids grow up we will wistfully long for the old days of Price and Jack Tweed *shudder*
mynerva Wed, 16/02/2011 - 22:28
Do us all a favour, Kez, and just piss off to some remote island (and take that bloody Jordan with you).
vigilante Thu, 17/02/2011 - 10:45
I shouldn't worry too much, with the amount of secondhand smoke, floating cocaine particles and iceland food that these kids have consumed in their formative years plus having that ugly ballsack Mark Croft and of course Kezza herself as "role models" I'll be surprised if by the time they reach 18 they're not living in the garden, crapping into their hands and throwing it at each other
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/02/2011 - 10:53
Utopian, Rev.
tescopop Thu, 17/02/2011 - 12:42