The 'new' Kerry Katona
Kerry's not me!
Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:01 by HM writerKerry Katona has apologised for her behaviour in the Channel 4 documentary, 'Kerry And Me', (aired last week) as she came across so badly, she almost made Mark Croft look like a serious contender for Father of The Year... (Apart from that bit where he threatens to smash three-year-old Heidi's head in because she can't find her school shoes. But nobody's perfect!)
So in a poignant open letter to OK! magazine (where else??) manager Claire Powell Kerry wrote:
"It's so far away from the person I am now. Even so, I know that was still me and that I have to take responsibility for that.
"I am just so grateful that my manager Claire Powell threw me the lifeline I so desperately needed and gave me the chance to change my life for good."
During the documentary, Katona informs the journalist she's just met that she's planning on leaving Croft in order to salvage her career before she tells the rest of her family (or Mark) and that she'll be selling the story to a tabloid which is, like, so the 21st century way of telling someone it's over.
Katona is also heard shouting at her children while they try to eat their breakfast:
"You miserable bunch, you think you’ve got problems in life!"
Before lovingly adding:
"Shut your face or I’ll knock you out!"
It's going to take a lot more than a £400 pair of Louboutins (but getting rid of that tattoo could be a start)....
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give her a break, shes sorted her life out and you all still mock, would like to see you all have her childhood and life and still be standing loud and proud!
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I'm with Huxy on this. I dislike Katona as much as the next celeb-hater, but she has always clearly been a woman in serious need of mental healthcare. Mr Pops' mother suffers from a variety of mental health issues, and left to her own devices with a lot of money and no support, she'd be an absolute train wreck. As it is, she has a supportive family network, appropriate medication and counselling, and is fine 99% of the time. My own mother was an absolute basket case with none of those things and things did not turn out so peachy.
Placed next to Jordan, whose only mental health problem is massive narcissism, it's quite obvious that though Katona's actions are repellent in the extreme, they are largely sympotmatic of her psychoses and she needs help and support.
See also: Britney.
Only if God tells you to, Rev.
So what your saying is I should put her in a large sack with some concrete blocks for company and then hoy her into the thames yes ?
Yeah bang all the loonies up in the 'bin' ! Such compassion! I'm not an apologist for this revolting spectacle of a minor celeb but I am a human being and, for pity's sake, even I can see that she quite clearly needs someone to take charge of her life and help her.
The woman is a monumental fuck up- manic depressives tend to be, it is the nature of the condition.
The sad thing is that instead of getting her the help she needs the people around her have just encouraged her deranged behaviour in order to screw money out of her and get some sort of notoriety/ fame by association. It is quite clear that her desperate attempts to get publicity at any cost, her idiotic relationship choices, her insane spending, her drug use and violent outbursts are symptoms of mania. The fact that people encourage this behaviour and yet bay for her blood every time she fucks up is just indicative of the fact that we are no more civilised than our forebears who trotted off to Bedlam to laugh at the nutters.
The pink rabbits never fail to make me smile though.
Ohhh the most horrid bit was when she snarled "you think you've got problems" and the kid said "I have".
And she has a fair point- cokehead manic depressive mother who has been selling the kid since the day she was born, father moves to the other side of the world to get away from said cokehead mother, grandma is mum's dealer, stepdad is some sort of inept spiv who spent all the family's money breeding pink rabbits and buying himself lamborghinis...
Katona wants putting in a lunatic asylum, pronto.
Ah yes, I see, it makes perfect sense now. One only has to remember your great aunt test driving the fire engine at the village fete after a downing bottle of absinthe to come up with dictionary definition of careering.
intr.v. ca·reered, ca·reer·ing, ca·reers
To move or run at full speed; rush. See Usage Note at careen. Or just career into the wall that is no return and oblivion. PLease...
Didn't she only do the talky-middle-bit? You know, something like "now I just have to wait, but baby if you change your mind, don't be too late. Coz you can make me whole again" Or some crap. Fucking Now 37 or whatever, my little sister played that song over and over for about three months. Vom.
On a related note, Atomic Kitten (post Kezza) had a song that was called It's OK. Which it most certainly was not.
this article is itself something of an apology
Fuck behaviour...bitch should apologise for breathing.
+++
bfunk says...
She could still get it, and a lot of you would.
+++
I know. I am disgusted with myself by admitting it is true.
The revulsion is rather like farting in your hand to smell it.
She could still get it, and a lot of you would.
'in order to salvage her career'.
Her Career? Earth calling Katona, you're a fucking waste of space, get lost.
Any chance of an apology for Whole Again? I was working in a record shop when that came out, and had to endure several tuneless (and obviously tasteless as well) half wits singing it at me wanting to know what it was.
Any chance of an apology for Whole Again? I was working in a record shop when that came out, and had to endure several tuneless (and obviously tasteless as well) half wits singing it at me wanting to know what it was.
'in order to salvage her career'.
Her Career? Earth calling Katona, you're a fucking waste of space, get lost.
She could still get it, and a lot of you would.
+++
bfunk says...
She could still get it, and a lot of you would.
+++
I know. I am disgusted with myself by admitting it is true.
The revulsion is rather like farting in your hand to smell it.
Fuck behaviour...bitch should apologise for breathing.
this article is itself something of an apology
Didn't she only do the talky-middle-bit? You know, something like "now I just have to wait, but baby if you change your mind, don't be too late. Coz you can make me whole again" Or some crap. Fucking Now 37 or whatever, my little sister played that song over and over for about three months. Vom.
On a related note, Atomic Kitten (post Kezza) had a song that was called It's OK. Which it most certainly was not.
intr.v. ca·reered, ca·reer·ing, ca·reers
To move or run at full speed; rush. See Usage Note at careen. Or just career into the wall that is no return and oblivion. PLease...
Ah yes, I see, it makes perfect sense now. One only has to remember your great aunt test driving the fire engine at the village fete after a downing bottle of absinthe to come up with dictionary definition of careering.
Ohhh the most horrid bit was when she snarled "you think you've got problems" and the kid said "I have".
And she has a fair point- cokehead manic depressive mother who has been selling the kid since the day she was born, father moves to the other side of the world to get away from said cokehead mother, grandma is mum's dealer, stepdad is some sort of inept spiv who spent all the family's money breeding pink rabbits and buying himself lamborghinis...
Katona wants putting in a lunatic asylum, pronto.
Yeah bang all the loonies up in the 'bin' ! Such compassion! I'm not an apologist for this revolting spectacle of a minor celeb but I am a human being and, for pity's sake, even I can see that she quite clearly needs someone to take charge of her life and help her.
The woman is a monumental fuck up- manic depressives tend to be, it is the nature of the condition.
The sad thing is that instead of getting her the help she needs the people around her have just encouraged her deranged behaviour in order to screw money out of her and get some sort of notoriety/ fame by association. It is quite clear that her desperate attempts to get publicity at any cost, her idiotic relationship choices, her insane spending, her drug use and violent outbursts are symptoms of mania. The fact that people encourage this behaviour and yet bay for her blood every time she fucks up is just indicative of the fact that we are no more civilised than our forebears who trotted off to Bedlam to laugh at the nutters.
The pink rabbits never fail to make me smile though.
So what your saying is I should put her in a large sack with some concrete blocks for company and then hoy her into the thames yes ?
Only if God tells you to, Rev.
I'm with Huxy on this. I dislike Katona as much as the next celeb-hater, but she has always clearly been a woman in serious need of mental healthcare. Mr Pops' mother suffers from a variety of mental health issues, and left to her own devices with a lot of money and no support, she'd be an absolute train wreck. As it is, she has a supportive family network, appropriate medication and counselling, and is fine 99% of the time. My own mother was an absolute basket case with none of those things and things did not turn out so peachy.
Placed next to Jordan, whose only mental health problem is massive narcissism, it's quite obvious that though Katona's actions are repellent in the extreme, they are largely sympotmatic of her psychoses and she needs help and support.
See also: Britney.
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give her a break, shes sorted her life out and you all still mock, would like to see you all have her childhood and life and still be standing loud and proud!