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Have you got change for a fiver?

Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:36 by Mr. HM

Mark Croft is offering his wife's services up to anyone with a spare £50. Don't panic though, not in that way...

We saw this yesterday but forgot to print it but according to News Of The World, Mark Croft has been peddling his own missus to pubs in their hometown Warrington.

For a measly £50 he says Kerry will turn up at the pub and get "rat-faced", therefore ensuring a packed pub watching his wife make a fool of herself.

Rat faced? Isn't it meant to be rat-arsed? Rat faced is something he sees in the mirror surely?

Anyway, this dude is clearly the reason she went bankrupt - i mean, what a STUPID business idea. Any pub landlord worth his salt will know they don't need to pay £50 for Kerry Katona to turn up and get pissed, she'll do it anyway and pay for her drinks.

Rumour has it, if you pay £75 she'll even do some hoovering too...

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona, Mark Croft

Comments

I was going to say.. can she please stop poking her short stubby tounge out its really stupid, only little children with a temper tantrums do that!
dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 04:04
£50? That'll only keep her in kebabs for what, one afternoon?
dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:16
I'd pay £50 for a fucking guillotine to cut that cunting tongue out. Does she think she's looking come hitherly?? As shaggable as Harold Shipman
Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:35
Check his shoes out in picture 5. Were the other kids at school told to pass the ball to him at least every ten touches?
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:11
I'll chip in a fiver if we can send her to some dung-chugging taliban dump in the back of afghanistan??
erniemilko Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:23
Can we all chip in and get her over to mine? My local is the Brass Handles, Langworthy.
Bitch Magnet Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:58
How about I pay £50 for the pleasure of smacking her in the face with a monkey wrench ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:16
For fucks sake Katona, you are not four years old, stop poking your tongue out. It's really not cute at all. In fact, it's tragic and a bit revolting.
BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:11
Pics 2 and 3 - has he sold her feet too?
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:07
stop it, i very nearly feel sorry for her.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:52

stop it, i very nearly feel sorry for her.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:52
Pics 2 and 3 - has he sold her feet too?
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:07
For fucks sake Katona, you are not four years old, stop poking your tongue out. It's really not cute at all. In fact, it's tragic and a bit revolting.
BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:11
How about I pay £50 for the pleasure of smacking her in the face with a monkey wrench ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:16
Can we all chip in and get her over to mine? My local is the Brass Handles, Langworthy.
Bitch Magnet Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:58
I'll chip in a fiver if we can send her to some dung-chugging taliban dump in the back of afghanistan??
erniemilko Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:23
Check his shoes out in picture 5. Were the other kids at school told to pass the ball to him at least every ten touches?
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:11
I'd pay £50 for a fucking guillotine to cut that cunting tongue out. Does she think she's looking come hitherly?? As shaggable as Harold Shipman
Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:35
£50? That'll only keep her in kebabs for what, one afternoon?
dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:16
I was going to say.. can she please stop poking her short stubby tounge out its really stupid, only little children with a temper tantrums do that!
dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 04:04