We saw this yesterday but forgot to print it but according to News Of The World, Mark Croft has been peddling his own missus to pubs in their hometown Warrington.
For a measly £50 he says Kerry will turn up at the pub and get "rat-faced", therefore ensuring a packed pub watching his wife make a fool of herself.
Rat faced? Isn't it meant to be rat-arsed? Rat faced is something he sees in the mirror surely?
Anyway, this dude is clearly the reason she went bankrupt - i mean, what a STUPID business idea. Any pub landlord worth his salt will know they don't need to pay £50 for Kerry Katona to turn up and get pissed, she'll do it anyway and pay for her drinks.
Rumour has it, if you pay £75 she'll even do some hoovering too...
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COMMENTS (10)
stop it, i very nearly feel sorry for her.
Pics 2 and 3 - has he sold her feet too?
For fucks sake Katona, you are not four years old, stop poking your tongue out. It's really not cute at all. In fact, it's tragic and a bit revolting.
How about I pay £50 for the pleasure of smacking her in the face with a monkey wrench ?
Can we all chip in and get her over to mine? My local is the Brass Handles, Langworthy.
I'll chip in a fiver if we can send her to some dung-chugging taliban dump in the back of afghanistan??
Check his shoes out in picture 5. Were the other kids at school told to pass the ball to him at least every ten touches?
I'd pay £50 for a fucking guillotine to cut that cunting tongue out. Does she think she's looking come hitherly?? As shaggable as Harold Shipman
£50? That'll only keep her in kebabs for what, one afternoon?
I was going to say.. can she please stop poking her short stubby tounge out its really stupid, only little children with a temper tantrums do that!