First up, People claim that her and Croft are planning to open a sunbed studio called Ka-Tan-As. Do you see what they've done there? No?

 

A source told the mag:

"Everyone loves having a tan and Kerry and Mark think they will have people flocking to go on their beds in the winter months. Kerry reckons people will go to their studio because she's famous.

"Whenever she feels a bit down she goes on the sunbed and it cheers her up. She figures that if it will work for her it will work for others."

Is there anyone you'd trust less to take care of your tan than Croft (apart from maybe Michelle Heaton), seriously? Anyway, secondly, the Daily Mail claims that Kerry is evicting her mother from the house that she bought to help pay-off her tax bill, quoting Sue as saying:

"I am absolutely heartbroken. I never expected that my own daughter would see me on the streets but it's going to happen - and very soon. On top of that I've lost my daughter too. I know Kerry has to put herself first, but she gave me her word that I would never lose my house. Now Kerry and I haven't spoken in weeks.

"A few years ago she was bringing in £3 million a year and now she's in a total mess, and I'm homeless because of it. She has ruined her life and now she has ruined mine."

Croft's turn next (we really hope)

It's unlikely that Kerry Katona could be trusted to top-up her mobile let alone a tan, but that hasn't stopped her from making plans to open a sun-bed studio...

Kerry Katona has come up with two plans to solve her debt problems - one likely to be just a little more effective than the other...

First up, People claim that her and Croft are planning to open a sunbed studio called Ka-Tan-As. Do you see what they've done there? What next? Michelle Heaton opening one called Heat-on (she can have that one free)? 

A source told the paper:

"Everyone loves having a tan and Kerry and Mark think they will have people flocking to go on their beds in the winter months. Kerry reckons people will go to their studio because she's famous.

Yes, because that's what people want in a tanner, not a professional. 

"Whenever she feels a bit down she goes on the sunbed and it cheers her up. She figures that if it will work for her it will work for others."

Secondly, the Daily Mail claims that she's evicting her mother from the house that she bought  to help pay-off her tax bill, quoting Sue as saying:

"I am absolutely heartbroken. I never expected that my own daughter would see me on the streets but it's going to happen - and very soon. On top of that I've lost my daughter too. I know Kerry has to put herself first, but she gave me her word that I would never lose my house. Now Kerry and I haven't spoken in weeks.

"A few years ago she was bringing in £3 million a year and now she's in a total mess, and I'm homeless because of it. She has ruined her life and now she has ruined mine.

If she has any sense, she'll be ruining Mark Croft's life nextKerry Katona has come up with two plans to solve her debt problems - one likely to be just a bit more effective than the other..