Kerry Katona dead to Brian McFadden, Mark Croft less complimentary

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Atomic insult
Mon, 19/04/2010 - 11:22 by HM writer

Kerry Katona has about as much luck with men as Chanelle Hayes (or anyone who goes out with Ronnie Wood next). Just after estranged husband Mark Croft admitted to squandering her millions and hating her guts, Brian McFadden has just announced on Twitter that she is now dead to him...

Katona gave an interview to the News of The World in which she claimed that McFadden was missing out on his children's lives since he moved to Australia with girlfriend Delta Goodrem, and that he only contacts his two girls five times a year. McFadden got cross so decided to seek revenge and win over his daughters' affections by announcing that their mother was dead to him on Twitter:

“FACT…I call my girls at least twice a week and have a beautiful relationship with my daughters. I’ve kept my silence too long and I can’t keep it any more. It’s killing me and my beautiful fiancée and my mum and dad and my friends. Kerry Katona, you are dead to me!”

Katona had also told the paper that she felt mortified when she was dumped by "the fat one in Westlife", to which McFadden responded:

"Take bowl of mayonnaise-drenched chips out of your face and look in the mirror…call me fat!”

Come on, that was the old Katona (otherwise known as her mother Sue)...

Meanwhile, now that Croft has to make a living (he's started his own business managing fruit machines apparently - i.e wiping them down with a damp cloth every now and again), he's sold his story to The People, claiming he'll attempt to seek custody of his children.

"I'm living on beans on toast and cheap cereal, and counting every penny. But I'm not looking for sympathy from anyone. Yes, I've been an idiot but I am trying to do the right thing for my kids.

 

"Yes. I've spent Kerry's millions - and I don't miss a penny of it, or feel any regret about how our marriage failed. I'm no saint. I've done drugs, booze, wasted her fortune, you name it. All I want now is to see my kids. Without them, my life isn't worth living."

*Says nothing, nothing at all*

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Comments

  • oh Mr Delta Goodrem takes to twitter to try and look tough.

    and like someone important.

    pfffffffffft.

    princess_me1983 Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:16

  • marystyle - would you do me a favour and fuck off please

    cocknocker Tue, 20/04/2010 - 13:32

  • happier times, I'd definitely say Brian looks content by the look of that puppy fat.

    Poor sad old Kerry, so convincing as a... a... what did she do again?

    cocknocker Tue, 20/04/2010 - 13:31

  • Well, having grown up as one of three same-initialled siblings, I can say that it backs up Kosh's point; that Magda Goebbels was a terrible mother.

    Plus, as facts go, it is gently interesting.

    tescopop Tue, 20/04/2010 - 08:35

  • Tesco version Dandyboy?

    I'd say more Aldi/Lidls..?

    Teatimecreams Tue, 20/04/2010 - 05:59

  • So what?

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 19/04/2010 - 22:51

  • All the Goebbels kids had names beginning with H. All 6 of them.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 20:07

  • There, in pic 1, are the 2010 winners of the Magda Goebbels Mum of the Year and Fred West Dad of the Year compy winners

    koshmar Mon, 19/04/2010 - 20:02

  • All I want now is to see my kids. Without them, I can't rake in the child benefits to live on'

    Fixed.

    whereswaldo Mon, 19/04/2010 - 15:12

  • I don't care about that Katona chav but the one who deserves to be wiped out from this island is the Chief Anus: Mark Croft. That scouce is worse than a cockroach, you can't get rid of his fat bald mug. I hope he overdose on tinned beans.

    kermits Mon, 19/04/2010 - 14:23

  • Mc Fadden is an arsehole and she's a turd. A perfect match.

    shitthebed Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:44

  • I'm guessing you won't get much use out of it. I sort of imagine her as having the brain / body size ratio of a particularly large and very stupid dinosaur.

    Isn't it time for some 'Katona is dead to me' t-shirts?

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:33

  • Picture two: Phptographic evidence that they were indeed the Tesco own brand version of Posh and Becks.

    dandyboy Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:19

  • "1 of 9 - Brian McFadden and Kerry Katona in happier times"

    Happier times? Happier times??? They have a black gentleman holding a brolly over them. Happier times??? SLAVERY TIMES more like.

    Bastards.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:35

  • I'm using her brain as one of those executive stress relief toys

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:20

  • Whenever i see her, I imagine she smells like a 99p prawn ring

    fuckwit Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:20

  • Um, so your top half fancies her top half or vice versa?

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:17

  • She's only dead to me from the waist down. So 59,999,997.5 to go

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:14

  • 59,999,998 now.
    I've had it with her as well.

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:12

  • Please be more careful how you write your standfirsts. I nearly forgot it was Monday and had a little moment of joy with the first two words. So if she's dead to him, that's just 59,999,999 of us to go?

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 11:52

  • Please be more careful how you write your standfirsts. I nearly forgot it was Monday and had a little moment of joy with the first two words. So if she's dead to him, that's just 59,999,999 of us to go?

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 11:52

  • 59,999,998 now.
    I've had it with her as well.

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:12

  • She's only dead to me from the waist down. So 59,999,997.5 to go

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:14

  • Um, so your top half fancies her top half or vice versa?

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:17

  • Whenever i see her, I imagine she smells like a 99p prawn ring

    fuckwit Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:20

  • I'm using her brain as one of those executive stress relief toys

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:20

  • "1 of 9 - Brian McFadden and Kerry Katona in happier times"

    Happier times? Happier times??? They have a black gentleman holding a brolly over them. Happier times??? SLAVERY TIMES more like.

    Bastards.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:35

  • Picture two: Phptographic evidence that they were indeed the Tesco own brand version of Posh and Becks.

    dandyboy Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:19

  • I'm guessing you won't get much use out of it. I sort of imagine her as having the brain / body size ratio of a particularly large and very stupid dinosaur.

    Isn't it time for some 'Katona is dead to me' t-shirts?

    slug Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:33

  • Mc Fadden is an arsehole and she's a turd. A perfect match.

    shitthebed Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:44

  • I don't care about that Katona chav but the one who deserves to be wiped out from this island is the Chief Anus: Mark Croft. That scouce is worse than a cockroach, you can't get rid of his fat bald mug. I hope he overdose on tinned beans.

    kermits Mon, 19/04/2010 - 14:23

  • All I want now is to see my kids. Without them, I can't rake in the child benefits to live on'

    Fixed.

    whereswaldo Mon, 19/04/2010 - 15:12

  • There, in pic 1, are the 2010 winners of the Magda Goebbels Mum of the Year and Fred West Dad of the Year compy winners

    koshmar Mon, 19/04/2010 - 20:02

  • All the Goebbels kids had names beginning with H. All 6 of them.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 20:07

  • So what?

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 19/04/2010 - 22:51

  • Tesco version Dandyboy?

    I'd say more Aldi/Lidls..?

    Teatimecreams Tue, 20/04/2010 - 05:59

  • Well, having grown up as one of three same-initialled siblings, I can say that it backs up Kosh's point; that Magda Goebbels was a terrible mother.

    Plus, as facts go, it is gently interesting.

    tescopop Tue, 20/04/2010 - 08:35

  • happier times, I'd definitely say Brian looks content by the look of that puppy fat.

    Poor sad old Kerry, so convincing as a... a... what did she do again?

    cocknocker Tue, 20/04/2010 - 13:31

  • marystyle - would you do me a favour and fuck off please

    cocknocker Tue, 20/04/2010 - 13:32

  • oh Mr Delta Goodrem takes to twitter to try and look tough.

    and like someone important.

    pfffffffffft.

    princess_me1983 Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:16

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