Kerry Katona dumped by CAN Associates after blowing last chance

Claire Powell and Kerry Katona in happier times, but not by the look of it

Canned!

Fri, 17/06/2011 - 10:10 by Harry Bow

Not sure who this 'Last Chance' character is, but apparently Kerry Katona blew him and has now been dumped by Claire Powell of CAN Associates... Sorry.

CAN Associates, the management company who represent such luminaries as Amy Childs, Gary Lucy, Nicole McLean and Danielle Brown, have decided that Kerry Katona is too low rent for them. Jeez.

According to the Daily Star, the former Atomic Kitten 'star' got the boot after going on a six-hour bender, which seems a little unfair - what's that, 6pm until midnight? Not unreasonable, but anyway...

Talking to the paper, an alleged source close to CAN said:

"We rescued Kerry from obscurity a year ago.

"We have spent a lot of money cleaning up her image.

"We have given her a whole new image, new clothes, a new life and she has blown it all."

Yep, sounds about right.

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona

Comments

It appears that Kezz's nose has been glued shut. No more bolivian marching powder for you, my girl. Also, who put the diamond encrusted credit card in the back of her head? Wrong slot.
Designer Vagina Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:35
either she has a very strange lower jaw, that seems to jut out randomly and totally naturally...or she has never been clean and has just learned the art of being on drugs but appearing just a bit excitable...
Quordlepleen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:33
For Kerry, it would probably still be less degrading than the Iceland ads and the ITV2 shows...
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:32
All it would be is Claire ramming Katatonic with a strap on till she got her agency fee/chocolate elcair
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:15
Kremmen. You have no idea of the terrifying images you have just implanted in my head..
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:10
Also, she missed a trick. Clezza should have told Kezza to "leak" a sex tape. Best thing for her image!

Besides, my collection of horror dvds needs beefing up...
kaptainkremmen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 14:03
Claire has finally dumped her turkey - so why has she kept the waddle?

Gobble! Gobble!!
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kaptainkremmen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 14:00
good. sod off and be a mother to those poor kids of yours....what a waste of molecules
merkin Fri, 17/06/2011 - 12:24
I can only assume that Powell gets paid in cakes to continue. There can't be any other reason
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:50
They spent a lot of time on her new image, transforming her from dumpy long-haired coke-head, to slightly slimmer short-haired drunken slapper. Presumably she'll be moving back up North again. So London's loss is..well, Warrington's loss too.
I'm sure this represents a whole new chapter for Kerry and she's moving on with her life etc....or do I mean Katie Price/ Peter Andre/Kardashians? etc etc
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:29
What were they hoping to get out of her anyway? Some agency! If anyone deserves to be dumped, it's them. A cadaver could have told them that Kerry was a loser.
PuddyTwat Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:02
"We have given her a whole new image, new clothes, a new life and she has blown it all."
You cannot, i repeat cannot, polish a turd. Even the shiny ones.
I think this Powell woman should recieve an OBE or something for her tireless work in helping the mentally disabled and dillusional schizophrenics. But still, if you can make money from this then I say Claire, fill your boots. Oh you have. Spilling over, I see.
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 10:17

"We have given her a whole new image, new clothes, a new life and she has blown it all."
You cannot, i repeat cannot, polish a turd. Even the shiny ones.
I think this Powell woman should recieve an OBE or something for her tireless work in helping the mentally disabled and dillusional schizophrenics. But still, if you can make money from this then I say Claire, fill your boots. Oh you have. Spilling over, I see.
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 10:17
What were they hoping to get out of her anyway? Some agency! If anyone deserves to be dumped, it's them. A cadaver could have told them that Kerry was a loser.
PuddyTwat Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:02
They spent a lot of time on her new image, transforming her from dumpy long-haired coke-head, to slightly slimmer short-haired drunken slapper. Presumably she'll be moving back up North again. So London's loss is..well, Warrington's loss too.
I'm sure this represents a whole new chapter for Kerry and she's moving on with her life etc....or do I mean Katie Price/ Peter Andre/Kardashians? etc etc
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:29
I can only assume that Powell gets paid in cakes to continue. There can't be any other reason
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 11:50
good. sod off and be a mother to those poor kids of yours....what a waste of molecules
merkin Fri, 17/06/2011 - 12:24
Claire has finally dumped her turkey - so why has she kept the waddle?

Gobble! Gobble!!
<0_0>
kaptainkremmen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 14:00
Also, she missed a trick. Clezza should have told Kezza to "leak" a sex tape. Best thing for her image!

Besides, my collection of horror dvds needs beefing up...
kaptainkremmen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 14:03
Kremmen. You have no idea of the terrifying images you have just implanted in my head..
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:10
All it would be is Claire ramming Katatonic with a strap on till she got her agency fee/chocolate elcair
bojangles Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:15
For Kerry, it would probably still be less degrading than the Iceland ads and the ITV2 shows...
j-ster Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:32
either she has a very strange lower jaw, that seems to jut out randomly and totally naturally...or she has never been clean and has just learned the art of being on drugs but appearing just a bit excitable...
Quordlepleen Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:33
It appears that Kezz's nose has been glued shut. No more bolivian marching powder for you, my girl. Also, who put the diamond encrusted credit card in the back of her head? Wrong slot.
Designer Vagina Fri, 17/06/2011 - 15:35